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  • Many great questions have been raised in this debate. Does Sven the Fisherman like being "dicked?" Who the hell holds a vote within their office on a fellow named Sven? If your at the office, don't you have work to do? But I believe the real question is, who the fuck remembers the fourth anniversary of the last time they shit their pants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Who the heck gets their entire office building to vote on someone named "Sven?" Who has so little life that THAT'S what they do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:04pm
  • If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:40am
  • do u mean shit? Or shart. There is a difference...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:24am
  • My apologies man... *I think Sven likes to get "Dicked"... Better?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:46pm
  • I can't wait to celebrate my one year poopantsaversiary. It was this past new years eve.

    Submitted by Shaunpecan on Feb 26, 12 at 12:05am
  • Sven has brought class, and a great vocabulary to this forum! Go Sven! -Sven the Fishermans #2 Fan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:58pm
  • His 'office' probably consists of a ratty futon and a few bookcases crumbling under the weight of limited edition action figures and porn dvds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:14pm
  • yay for sort-of functioning like a human.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:33pm
  • my brother shits himself everytime he gets drunk. the other night instead of pulling over to barf, i had to pull over so he could shit. needless to say, he still pooed himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:31pm
  • dont wear white after labor day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:32pm
  • I feel as though the brief moment in history is more entertaining than this text. Must be splendiforous. -Junebug

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Sven likes to correct people yet he wrote "be be" at 3:51. Eat a dick, Sven!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Sven is the epitome of a badass, I think he wins any argument. -Sven the Fisherman's #1 fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:21pm
  • I think he gave himself a thumbs up too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Eeeewwwwww **white girl**

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Adding to my faves hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Who the fuck says "whilst" on a forum like this?! Everyone in my office building voted that Sven DOES want to get dicked so we are giving the win to the other guy for exposing the utter "Douchery" portrayed by Sven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:51pm
  • i think sven likes to get dicked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:35pm
  • the text wasnt the greatest....but tfln history, no one has posted "first". Be jubilant, my children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Several times I've had my period start unexpected and stained my pants but I didn't text anybody about it and I don't keep the anniversary dates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:02am
  • Sven wins. High five.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Meanwhile, who the fuck has his office building vote on something so stupid from an online forum??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:01pm
  • I agree. I'm the king of shitting my pants. I have the Usain Bolt of bowels. I eat. I shit. Immediately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:14pm
  • this text wasnt even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:50pm
  • I shit my pants tonight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:58pm