This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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Many great questions have been raised in this debate. Does Sven the Fisherman like being "dicked?" Who the hell holds a vote within their office on a fellow named Sven? If your at the office, don't you have work to do? But I believe the real question is, who the fuck remembers the fourth anniversary of the last time they shit their pants?
Who the heck gets their entire office building to vote on someone named "Sven?" Who has so little life that THAT'S what they do?
do u mean shit? Or shart. There is a difference...
If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Sven has brought class, and a great vocabulary to this forum! Go Sven!
-Sven the Fishermans #2 Fan!
I can't wait to celebrate my one year poopantsaversiary. It was this past new years eve.
My apologies man...
*I think Sven likes to get "Dicked"...
yay for sort-of functioning like a human.
His 'office' probably consists of a ratty futon and a few bookcases crumbling under the weight of limited edition action figures and porn dvds.
my brother shits himself everytime he gets drunk. the other night instead of pulling over to barf, i had to pull over so he could shit. needless to say, he still pooed himself.
Sven likes to correct people yet he wrote "be be" at 3:51. Eat a dick, Sven!
I think he gave himself a thumbs up too.
dont wear white after labor day
Sven is the epitome of a badass, I think he wins any argument.
-Sven the Fisherman's #1 fan
I feel as though the brief moment in history is more entertaining than this text. Must be splendiforous.
Adding to my faves hahaha
the text wasnt the greatest....but tfln history, no one has posted "first". Be jubilant, my children
Who the fuck says "whilst" on a forum like this?! Everyone in my office building voted that Sven DOES want to get dicked so we are giving the win to the other guy for exposing the utter "Douchery" portrayed by Sven.
i think sven likes to get dicked
Sven wins. High five.
Several times I've had my period start unexpected and stained my pants but I didn't text anybody about it and I don't keep the anniversary dates.
Meanwhile, who the fuck has his office building vote on something so stupid from an online forum??
I agree. I'm the king of shitting my pants. I have the Usain Bolt of bowels. I eat. I shit. Immediately.
this text wasnt even funny
I shit my pants tonight!