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  • 86 72
    Submitted by Phys on Jan 21, 11 at 3:28pm

    No, what you need to do is have a one night stand with me and then spread the good word to strangers while drunk

  • 78 66
    Submitted by niceman on Jan 24, 11 at 1:01am

    You are a hot bitch. God bless you, baby.

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Bokamon on Jan 22, 11 at 12:41am

    It's a bird! No it's a plane . No it's Super Penis!

  • 70 63
    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 6:22pm

    What abilities? Penis goes up, penis goes down, penis expels fluids, penis surreptitiously leaves a mushroom-shaped impression on a sleeping person's head while someone else takes a picture. Other than that, the abilities belong to the owner.

    • 64 67
      Submitted by CheckOne on Jan 21, 11 at 9:32pm

      You're forgetting to mention that it can learn any TM or HM.

      • 58 94
        Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 21, 11 at 9:45pm

        You're thinking of Mew. Penis has a pretty limited movepool--Harden, Pound, Bullet Seed, etc.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 21, 11 at 5:47pm

    business as usual

  • 65 82
    Submitted by KittenFu on Jan 22, 11 at 11:27am

    I would have shown a photo.