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(304): View more from West Virginia

I love you more than champagne and correct grammar

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(510): View more from California

he said he didn't have a condom.

(415): View more from California

and you said?

(510): View more from California

that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

well in DOG beers, i've only had one

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room

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(801): View more from Utah

Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".

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(904): View more from Florida

i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.

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