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  • 61 43
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 20, 11 at 11:06am
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    Ok. In car. Me Horny. Sound desperate. Need sex. Love desperate sluts. Be right there.

  • 59 42
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 20, 11 at 3:00pm
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    Buy. A. Cat.

  • 56 42
    Submitted by danicgirl on Aug 20, 11 at 11:49am
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    everyone needs cuddles

  • 49 29
    Submitted by soccer360 on Aug 20, 11 at 11:29pm
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    W_T_F....that is hilarious!

  • 53 38
    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 22, 11 at 2:26am
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    I put periods after everything in my drunk texts. I'm always paranoid about punctuation when I'm intoxicated.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by xbb2226 on Aug 20, 11 at 11:38am
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    apparently drunks like to put periods yet sometimes when the slutty ones are drunk they don't end up having one

    • 8 4
      Submitted by CoraRainebow on Jul 20, 13 at 7:16am
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      GENIUS!!!!!\nScreen shotting this now

  • 42 38
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Aug 21, 11 at 9:35pm
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    Dry face, put shoes on, go out, drink more and repeat all of the above

  • 39 54
    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Aug 20, 11 at 1:12pm
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    Ya no one that's drunk ever puts periods in their texts this is a crock of shit