Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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everyone needs cuddles
Ok. In car. Me Horny. Sound desperate. Need sex. Love desperate sluts. Be right there.
I put periods after everything in my drunk texts. I'm always paranoid about punctuation when I'm intoxicated.
Buy. A. Cat.
Ya no one that's drunk ever puts periods in their texts this is a crock of shit
apparently drunks like to put periods yet sometimes when the slutty ones are drunk they don't end up having one
GENIUS!!!!!\nScreen shotting this now
W_T_F....that is hilarious!
Dry face, put shoes on, go out, drink more and repeat all of the above