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(541): View more from Oregon

I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

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(917): View more from New York City

And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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