Texts From Last Night · rudy17jay's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

rudy17jay's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(925): View more from California

You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

Fav 17 6623 1293
share tweet
(818): View more from California

I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

Fav 50 7003 2900
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(513): View more from Ohio

she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

Fav 34 5735 1707
share tweet
(317): View more from Indiana

Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls

Fav 60 1777 7082
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(301): View more from Maryland

you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

Fav 26 6693 2350
share tweet
(609): View more from New Jersey

just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....

Fav 24 8033 2435
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

he thought i was a dude.

Fav 28 975 7328
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo

Fav 22 8531 1038
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT