this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
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How did you manage to get a wart ripped off in the softest place on earth? Does she have some sort of venus fly trap vag or is that fucker lined with broken glass?
I'm guessing the fingernail on his other finger ripped off the wart.
I just saw "softest place on earth?" and I laughed. \nHas anyone ever really tested what the softest place on earth is?\nNevertheless, it made me laugh. Nice one.
note to self: check guys fingers
you're disgusting for having warts and fingering her, what is wrong with you? don't you think?
ewwwwwww that's disgusting! i feel bad for the poor girl with a wart up her vag. :(
LOL won't she figure something is wrong when she doesn't keep having a period? 10:18 you're retarded
she probably has gential warts now, I hope you're satisfied
p.s. it cant have been enjoyable if you were fingering her THAT vigorously she was probably glad when you stopped
was her vagina made of sandpaper? how does a wort just "rip off" in a vagina?
rotflmao you sick bastard lol
that poor girl.. thats disgusting
it's rare but possible to give someone genital warts from your fingers. look it up.
how has no one said anything about his blood inside of her cha cha? fucking G R O S S--- HIV????? sooo nasty
HAHA. the movie teeth+alcohol+halloween=best night ever.
why the fuck would you finger a girl if you have a wart on you finger? now the poor thing probably has genital warts, you ass
effing dirt-bag. why would you finger a girl with a finger you had a wart on. i'm so glad i am married and don't have to deal with jerks like you. karma is a bitch, don't treat women like that.
That's the nastiest thing I've heard.
This is fucking ass nasty. The discussion is making it worse. Not what I want to see while hungover.
Wait. Where does it say the wart-bearer was a dude?
ewww that is fucking gross
what a LIE. thats the worst made up sex story ever!, i find it impossibly hard to believe that a wart just CAME off when fingering her. what dumb ass even thinks of something like that,
regardless of the types of warts- its pretty gross.
everyone dissing this needs to shut the fuck up. this was hilarious. dumbass girl thought she got her period.....haha that's pricless.
I might have just thrown up in my mouth a little bit...
11:04....thank you! ...its rumor likes these that make STD's run so rampant...umm...I cant get the gonorrhea if he doesn't cum in me right?..WRONG Douche bag WRONG!!
omg thats fucken rank
First of all: Ew. Second of all: You're a jackass.
How funny is this?! I literally laughed out loud! But it is quite disgusting! Poor girl for being with a guy that would think so low of her. Dude, that was wrong on so many levels.
So where exactly is this wart now? Lost somewhere up her cooch?
How in the heck did it rip off inside her? Was her vaginal wall lined with sand paper?! Gross. Or were you fingering her like a jackhammer? Either way - I hope a lesson was learned here.
i cant stop laughing that you went with it
umm 10:41...no you can't. Genital warts = HPV. Finger wart = not HPV. Therefore finger warts will not give you genital warts. Maybe you meant "any 1940s 'smoking makes you strong' physician" would agree with you.
LOL YOU ARE A BADASS
okay. my first thought? where the fuck is this wart now...
you can get genital warts from having warts on your fingers any physician or sex ed in school will inform you of this, educate yourself.
Funny, but bad. She seriously can get HPV now. Warts are the same regardless of where they are on your body.
USE THE OTHER GODDAMN HAND!!!!!!!!!!
Wow.. all this from a text site? Take the stick out of your vagina 6:34
that may or may not be the most disgusting thing i have ever heard.
LOL this is hilarious...but wats even more funny you didnt get t fuck by lying and pretending she got her period dummy!!!!! ^^^^ CLEARLY she was embarrassed she taught her period came n while getting fingered!!!! Maybe thats y she cried dumb BITCH 3:41
ew I am way too high for this shit, that is fucking disgusting.
This is the Sexiest thing i've ever read. hopefully she still finished you off with a bj
This guy sounds like my friend who lives in lake county... Great text tho...
That's just pure evil... great job.
Gotta love us people in the Chii. We always have the best stories.
Oh, northern suburbs.
That was soooooo wrong on soooooo many levels...I can't even believe you would think to do that.
1:32 is right
note to self: check for teeth
theres a way of getting vag warts i never even wanted to know about, you are gross you have TEN FUCKING FINGERS AND YOU USED THAT ONE?!?!?!!
hahaha i laughed but that is SO disgusting
that must have been some pretty vigorous fingering... i mean, to rip that thing off? how did that happen??
@ 12:04 .......... no one will ever love you
Genital warts vs planters warts. NOT THE SAME PEOPLE. Educate yourselves.
warts can happen any where, and there are PLANTERS warts, GENITAL wart and the kind you get on your hands, there are a whole plethora of warts that you can get
Actually a simple google search wouldve rendered you educated because plantars warts and genitals warts are caused by the same HPV. There are over 20 types of HPV several are known to cause warts and genital warts. \n\n"(Planters wart) A plantar wart (also known as "Verruca plantaris") is a wart caused by the human papillomavirus occurring on the sole or toes of the foot. (HPV infections in other locations are not plantar; see human papillomavirus. ."
thats terrible and your an ass. similar story though, sex accident and my bf broke a vein in his dick, and we both thought it was me for about a minute before we realized it was him.
trying to eat your way towards the wart maybe????
i think it's hilarious.
umm well that is totally disgusting. and now since you're a total idiot she probably has HPV/genital warts. not cool dude. not cool.
10:14 I think they were trying to state it as a joke, stop pretending to be smart, you're not fooling anyone.
why is everyone freaking out? i can't stop laughingggg hahahahhah thats great.. unfortionate for both parties, but great.
11:20 Teeth! Best drunk movie night EVER!
The nasty north-shore
suburban illinois. what more is there to say
Of course some gross shit like this would be 847...
and i agree with what someone else said. whenever fingering leads to blood from either party its not that enjoyable. painful. but not enjoyable
In response to the
"Genital warts vs planters warts. NOT THE SAME PEOPLE. Educate yourselves. " person....EDUCATE YOURSELF...Planters warts are on your feet...not your hands...
Plantar warts. As in plantar: having to do with the sole of the foot. Not planter: having to do with gardening.
ha I love how everyone is criticizing you for this, I find this hilarious. haha way to go.
but next time, finger her with your other hand maybe. ha just a little tip for you.
SHE MUST HAV BEEN DRY AS A MUTHAf** NOT WET AT ALL... GOOD JOB HAHAH
"For those saying it's not possible to transmit from genital strains to other body regions, you are incorrect. From a physician, it is definitely possible."
okay, you're right, it's POSSIBLE for the viruses to host in other sites but TEMPORARY. If oral herpes/warts showed up on your junk it's because it hasn't made it's way to its permanent hosting site yet. The next outbreak you'll look like you suck dick for a living... no worries.
ohhhh middleschool drama
wart or no wart, you should never finger the girl from TEETH.
you're fucking disgusting.
Own up to the poor girl, like honeslty do you have no feelings.
i never knew warts were that easy to get rid of.
hahahahaha quite funny. but GROSS..... poor girl!!!! she would have been so embarrassed at the time. BUT i guess the dickhead didnt realise she would figure it out once he left and her period had stopped already. hahaha good one genius!!
i want to know who you are and i know you live in the mchenry county area
I fail to find how that is even physically possible!
yeah lets hope you didnt ruin her life by giving her genital warts! you're an asshole.
AHAHAH MY MAN! this is hilarious. everyone else is hating cuz they dont have a sense of humor. true story i actually had a girl period on my finger so this is hilarious for me. :)
That gave me a boner.
oh wow you asshole. grow a pair.
that is effing disgusting
Next time, "ya gotta use ur strrroooong hand!!!"
I really hope you're proud of yourself, douche.
that's some funny shit my friend(:
1) as a guy that has been fingering girls when they got their period a few times in my life, i don't really get how thats less gross than him bleeding on her....
2) as for the transmission part, stop making shit up 11:07 pulled a proper answer already
3) this chick's vagina must have teeth
A. That's terrible
B. You're all a bunch of fucking idiots for thinking genital herpes & warts are the same as oral herpes & warts and that they switch hosting sites like it's no one's business... webmd motherfuckers.
did her hoo ha have teeth or something?
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
but yes that is better
dude that girl can get cervical cancer now. You ass.
What about your blood in her vagina? That might actually freak me out more than the wart. PLEASE tell her so she can get tested and treated if necessary.
ahahaha so gross but it made me laugh
this is hilarious! But only because it didn't happen to me lol
I just hope BOTH of you had HIV tests.
Lol having fun wit a yungn!
i just dry retched.
if that acuallt happened then she prob. got vag worts
that's totally gross. you have no heart..
wow what a fucking douche, go die.
THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE READ THIS YEAR!!!
You are a fucking creep.
dude thats fucked up
dude... thats so gross.
i think a wart in a vagina gives it that little bit more character....
THAT'S FUCKING NASTY!!!
Hey 10:14... it PLANTARS warts. Educate YOURself
I really hope he hasn't jacked off with that same hand. Then again, I hope he has, and never gets laid again.
haha yeah you've gotten alot of shit
i say nice job playing it off like that
Hey fuck tards herpes and hpv are very differnt things! One is like cock acne and u can get meds to supress it and still get some
Hpv u spread even with no warts! Pay attention in health class fuck heads
that is absolutely disgusting
that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. why the crap would you even think of doing that?!?!
That's gross and your a nasty person for doing that. You should have told her...
ew. that's kinda gross.
"Genital warts vs planters warts"
lmaoo oh welll, who cares .
just play it safeee, and wear a fucking band-aid !
you bastard. eat shit and die...you're disgusting and mean
omg. that is beyond gross. i hope ur std/sti free for her sake because that wld suck balls to contract something from fingering
That's fuckin disgusting. KILL YOURSELF.
I just read all the replies to this and jesus fuck... this is some funny shit. But seriously... that's fuckin sick... get your wart infested hands out of peoples Vajajays!!
i threw up A LOT in my mouth!
I was thoroughly grossed out.
And then I saw it was in my area code.
Now I'm just scared who the fuck it is and if I know who they are.
We're all missing the 2 main points here. 1. How the hell does a wart rip off in a vagina? Seriously...how is that possible? 2. Did someone mention a busted vein in a dick? Again....seriously...how is that possible? Please elaborate.
Yeah, that's pretty foul. God, did you really have to use that finger?
LOL @ 10:07: your b/f broke a vein in his penis?
This is so gross. Please tell me this one is not real.
that is fucking nasty. wtf is wrong with you?
She figured it out once you got your wart infested finger out of her and there was no more blood. Give the girl some credit. She is laughing at you and telling all her friends how gross you are. You'll never get laid again.
maybe he had been picking at the wart or something and then it came off, and they bleed a lot because they are rooted deep in your skin. the girl probably cried because he pulled his finger out and noticed a lot of blood and freaked out and then she saw and was totally embarrassed and thought she started her period.
why would you ever hook up with a guy with warts on his hands?? wtf. that girl deserved that one.
Everyone is so concerned about this poor girl.. my question is, how did her vagina rip off your wart?
Poor you id say..
Well that's pretty much disgusting
I am rather troubled by 2 facts. First, your wart ripped off while fingering someone?! Second, the girl cried when she got her period?? O.o
Sounds to me like some sick pervert molesting some preteen girl. He forced himself on her violently which ripped off his wart, then when she thought she got her period, she cried because the overwhelming stress she was already under from this sick nutjob!
10:18, some people were not joking.
9:58.. you dont get genital warts from being fingered by someone with a wart on their hand...you get it from the HPV virus. know a little about what your exposing yourself to and you might not get caught up with something.
10:41 That was my first thought, too. Did her vagina have teeth or something?
June3:11:07pm. If someone touches you with a hand wart, and you then touch the area with your hand, you can get it. ALSO, it can travel through the body- touching a genital wart will result in you having genital warts (not warts on your hand). That piece of information is (irresponsibly) lacking from that information, wherever you found it.
Reppin northern Illinois!!
The wart being ripped off = bad fingering technique. Don't you learn how to finger girls in like middle school??? BAD LOVER.
It's spelled "PLANTAR" warts and it's caused by HPV - the same virus that causes genital warts and cervical cancer. And yes, it is transmissible - just like oral herpes can be transmitted to the genitals.
Warts are a strain of the HPV virus. Tell her to get tested
WTF did she have glass down there or what?
So your admitting to giving some one herpes!! Way to go dick face
she probly has aids now or something, nicee going man... -.-
and 9:39, i agree XD
note to self:
check hands for warts before encounters.
I guess she could have given you oral with a fever blister on her lips. Don't you just love herpes!
Nasty shit man.
Only way I can get the wart on my knuckle off is rubbing on concrete or slicing it with a box cutter. I punched a punching machine and it came off but that only happened once. This is fake.
That is really nasty and funny at the same time!!!
that's disgusting. ever heard of a dermatologist? they can remove those, yaknow.
i just regurgitated
Ew. That's gross, horrible, and wrong. I hope someone has sex with you and then says "ooh, sorry. I have HIV."
1) You are an idiot, sir.
2) Your girlfriend most likely deserved the wart in vag, as she clearly didn't care to even look at your hands before the incident.
douche? all signs point to yes.
Good job buddy! better than a boil.
why is eveyone grossed out? this is the funniest thing ever.
you sir are THE MAN
"my vagina sings!"
hahaha seriously just laughed out loud and i have no idea why.
Thoughtful, shame if you didn't at least get her off, since she feels so bad you could probably get another crack at it.
okay a wart could never get "ripped off" like that while fingering...
That's some fucked up shit right there
Out of all these responses how is it not one person failed to ask...HOW DO YOU RIP OFF A WART WHILE FINGERING A GENERALLY MOIST AND SOFT OBJECT?!?!?!?
wait, i thought HPV was diff than genital warts, or that some strains of HPV cause warts...luckily i'm monogamous so I don't have to educate myself on details...at least i know the diff btwn plantar warts vs. genital. Plus, on full moons i suffer from vaginal dentata, BWAH HA AH AH AHHH!
Perhaps we should check fingers in leu of lips before exposure/cunnalingus
why finger a girl with a wart on your finger anyways? were you born to parents who are siblings?
Why would you let a girl cry over that? You should have just told her.
thats fucking disgusting
Educate yourselves people......
seemed like the douchey thing you are supposed to say on here
ummmm a wart wont just rip off from fingering....
You should be ashamed that's really fucked up
As the late great Borat would say, 'Very Nice!'.
@ June 3, 2009 11:07 thank you, I was about to paste similar info.
& OP IS SUCH A DOUCHE.
GASP. holy shitfuck dude thats disgusting
LMAO this is great. and to everyone who was asking why she cried and thought it was her period, if that were me i would be mortified too and sometimes fingering can induce your period for just that moment because that happened to my roommate. so it's definitely possible, and it's definitely embarrassing. and honestly if i were in that situation i would almost rather think it was me and be embarrassed then know that some dude's wart is chillin in my vag, how sick lol. all and all though, funny ass text.
Does this mean she'll have a warty vag? Omfg ew.
thank you for that, I'll thoroughly check guys fingers for warts for now on.
that should be rule # 1 @ 11:51.
wait is it really possible to brake a vein in your penis 10:07
In solviet Russia wart fingers you
Mmm makes me horny!!!!!
how much do wart wounds bleed that she would actually think it was a period? honestly. must have had his whole finger bloody with her shrapnel lined vag
DUDE, are you a fucking retard....genital warts...thats for life....you should have to fucking marry her or something for payment, nobodys gonna want her now
this should be on fmylife
Wow that's all I have to say
what the hell? did she have razor blades in her vag?
it sounds like you're a writer for the Farelly Brothers movies
Ok u idiot ... did u kno that period lasts more than one day? Hahaha...that means that the next day she prob realized that it wasn't her....But it doesn't fkn matter cuz u made this shit up anyway
That's just disgusting.
She must have a rough vag to rip off a wart. Lol
that's fucked...you should've told her. its just a wart...who carrrresss
All I can say is she realized that it's not her period by now
Well, that's another way to get rid of a wart I guess.
dude, high five!!
i would have cussed her out made it a bit more dramatic haha
maybe she was crying because she was being molested by a weird ass with warty fingers, or maybe it was her first period ever. either way, you can never underestimate the depths reached by a truly sick fuck.
lol at 8:12, very true.
I too am wondering what happened to the wart after it came off... nasty
every ones freaking out cuz the guys sick......,uh heres a better question WHAT KIND OF PUSSY FUCKIN CRYS WHEN THEY GET THEIR PERIOD??????? i mean seriosly i dont sweat when i get mine
Warts don't just fall off like that.
Have you ever fingered a chick before?
Or for that matter had a wart before?
^^^^^^whoever wrote that. . . Genius!!!!!!
Yeah seriously, why would you let a guy with warts finger you anyway???
Haha... I know this guy. funny shit
this is really disgusting & that girl is clearly a moron. how would you think that was your period?
A. I vomited in my mouth.
B. I'm guessing none of these anonymous posts are from MDs.
C. I'm thinking "victims" should start being punished. Rule 2443728 - don't let a guy with warts on his hands finger you. The end.
you're pretty awesome
That is fucking sick!!!!
To the 'tard that said there is a difference between genital warts and plantars warts -
Plantars warts are on your feet, so unless he was toe-fucking her, we don't have a problem.
If you've got warts on your junk, you've got genital warts.
YOU should learn your shit, asshole.
For those saying it's not possible to transmit from genital strains to other body regions, you are incorrect. From a physician, it is definitely possible.
Wow. Your a pansy and an idiot.
Ewmygod I hope this is fake
I might throw up now
Hahahhaha!!! I don't even care if this is fake!! This is so fucking funny!