I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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I give free bjs 100% free no strings attached but you must be able to fuck my mouth til my eyes bulge out
12:35, don't you hate it when you try and say fucked and it puts ducked?
you want steak, fish, chicken, what? i am on it.
not all head is good head though....but anyone blatently saying this prob knows her way around a dick
Meet me in Marietta, ga
Where do all these chicks live? Not where I'm from .
this one's a million times better if you imagine it as a mass text.
LOL value menu at McDonalds
must be the economy gettin to the women in atlanta offering BJs for food. maybe i should move there
Ok... but you pay for the food and you MUST swallow....
someone get her some food!
Maybe 12:06 doesn't suffer from lack of bj's like 12:22 does.
Yeah, I believe that shit. U are such a mack daddy.
Can you say "SLUTBAGWHORE" LMFAO
It's not free. There's the cost of the food then the effort of delivery. Depending on how stoned you are, the effort might not be worth it.
U can have all the food u want
Can u throw in an ass fuck with it? Love anal
I can kill 2 birds with one stone.... I'll feed you protein and you give me a BJ
BJ for food? I tried to visualize what the chick might look like and momentarily went blind. If this isn't fake, it has "huge skank" written all over it.
That was prob from my ex girlfriend haha
can you say fat unloved child?
For some of us, blowing a guy leads us to being fed. ;)
But if you've paid for the food, is it still free?
Deffinatly not funny just stupid as he'll....
You may be a fat kid when...
This is a pretty good deal on both ends.
It seems like there are a lot of girls posting about the blow job food exchange proposition. It should be somewhere you can go online to match people up, like: "Blow Jobs for Burritos" or "Slutty Stoners" --it could be a new category on Craigslist!
or "fake texts I have submitted to TFLN"
xoxo, where are you cuz I'm on the way
This is way awesome! People on tfln seem to think ladies have no sense of humor about sex. But we do. And i have a sense of humor about how small your dick is.
The American male - female relationship model. We provide everything that costs real effort, they provide a body. Of course I am only kidding and realize I would rather have a 9 who can mindfuck the shit out of me then a ten with good lips. I just wouldn't sink to an 8 either way.
Well unless he gets reimbursed for the good it's not exactly free......
either posted by a pregnant lady, a slut, or my future wife lol
12:22- exactly what I thought! haha
Technically it's not a free bj if he has to BUY u food
Fucking iPhone I meant food not good
she is starving and br0ke
Will whomever submitted this one get me that girls number? I have a lot of food.
1227 there is no such thing as being fully fulfilled in terms of BJs...
Is this that ho Tiffany that my man whore ducked for a cigarette?
I've never ever met a woman that would trade sexual favours for food, or even if they would, there is no way in hell they would put it in print so there was proof of it happening.
Wow....who iz diz?????....cuz I can get alotta free food 4real
Pretty sure that this a dude writing this
I bet this is a resonce to another TFML I saw...
I bet OP is a man.....
I will provide you food anytime, darlin....
Maybe she sent this to her boyfriend... She doesn't have to be a skank.
If he's gotta get food, it's not exactly free now is it?
No such thing as a free BJ
oh honey, exchanging bj's for dignity and food is not free..
Not really. I know girls that can eat lots and lots and still stay thin. High metabolism is a wonderful thing.
I love how the "free BJ" part implies that this guy usually has to pay for his bjs.
12:06 is a dumbass ur out of ur mind if u pass up a blowjob cuz ur too lazy ...
How is it free if you have to get the bitch food
Way to go Atlanta. Ugh. Way to represent 678.
Make sure she eats the food first so she dosent mistake your shlong for a meal!!
It's not really free if he has to buy food
id let her eat crackers in my bed. that i brought. after the blowjob.