I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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12:35, don't you hate it when you try and say fucked and it puts ducked?
I give free bjs 100% free no strings attached but you must be able to fuck my mouth til my eyes bulge out
you want steak, fish, chicken, what? i am on it.
not all head is good head though....but anyone blatently saying this prob knows her way around a dick
Where do all these chicks live? Not where I'm from .
Meet me in Marietta, ga
this one's a million times better if you imagine it as a mass text.
LOL value menu at McDonalds
Ok... but you pay for the food and you MUST swallow....
must be the economy gettin to the women in atlanta offering BJs for food. maybe i should move there
Yeah, I believe that shit. U are such a mack daddy.
Maybe 12:06 doesn't suffer from lack of bj's like 12:22 does.
someone get her some food!
It's not free. There's the cost of the food then the effort of delivery. Depending on how stoned you are, the effort might not be worth it.
Can you say "SLUTBAGWHORE" LMFAO
U can have all the food u want
I can kill 2 birds with one stone.... I'll feed you protein and you give me a BJ
BJ for food? I tried to visualize what the chick might look like and momentarily went blind. If this isn't fake, it has "huge skank" written all over it.
xoxo, where are you cuz I'm on the way
That was prob from my ex girlfriend haha
Can u throw in an ass fuck with it? Love anal
or "fake texts I have submitted to TFLN"
But if you've paid for the food, is it still free?
can you say fat unloved child?
It seems like there are a lot of girls posting about the blow job food exchange proposition. It should be somewhere you can go online to match people up, like: "Blow Jobs for Burritos" or "Slutty Stoners" --it could be a new category on Craigslist!
Deffinatly not funny just stupid as he'll....
For some of us, blowing a guy leads us to being fed. ;)
Well unless he gets reimbursed for the good it's not exactly free......
You may be a fat kid when...
This is a pretty good deal on both ends.
The American male - female relationship model. We provide everything that costs real effort, they provide a body. Of course I am only kidding and realize I would rather have a 9 who can mindfuck the shit out of me then a ten with good lips. I just wouldn't sink to an 8 either way.
This is way awesome! People on tfln seem to think ladies have no sense of humor about sex. But we do. And i have a sense of humor about how small your dick is.
Will whomever submitted this one get me that girls number? I have a lot of food.
12:22- exactly what I thought! haha
either posted by a pregnant lady, a slut, or my future wife lol
Technically it's not a free bj if he has to BUY u food
Fucking iPhone I meant food not good
she is starving and br0ke
1227 there is no such thing as being fully fulfilled in terms of BJs...
Is this that ho Tiffany that my man whore ducked for a cigarette?
I've never ever met a woman that would trade sexual favours for food, or even if they would, there is no way in hell they would put it in print so there was proof of it happening.
I bet this is a resonce to another TFML I saw...
No such thing as a free BJ
Pretty sure that this a dude writing this
Wow....who iz diz?????....cuz I can get alotta free food 4real
I bet OP is a man.....
I will provide you food anytime, darlin....
Maybe she sent this to her boyfriend... She doesn't have to be a skank.
If he's gotta get food, it's not exactly free now is it?
oh honey, exchanging bj's for dignity and food is not free..
Not really. I know girls that can eat lots and lots and still stay thin. High metabolism is a wonderful thing.
I love how the "free BJ" part implies that this guy usually has to pay for his bjs.
How is it free if you have to get the bitch food
12:06 is a dumbass ur out of ur mind if u pass up a blowjob cuz ur too lazy ...
Way to go Atlanta. Ugh. Way to represent 678.
Make sure she eats the food first so she dosent mistake your shlong for a meal!!
It's not really free if he has to buy food
id let her eat crackers in my bed. that i brought. after the blowjob.