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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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