and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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Is that like a necklace made of ears?
Yes, yes, they'll all be on their knees.
You sit upon a throne of lies!
Missing the scepter.
In that case, can I please have a scepter?
Is thos a guy or a girl
I'm thinking bachelorette party. Come on people. Penis crowns, cups, straws, confetti, cake. Anything you can make penis is penis at those things. And... NO dumb ass not REAL penises
Can I sample the penises???
THIS AREA CODE IS MY STATE!! HOLY FUCK!! SO PROUD TO BE A KENTUCKIAN RIGHT NOW. ID SING THE STATE ANTHEM IF IT EASNT STUPID AND I COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET CAPS LOCK OFF. ok. What a night.
I like penis
Is that like dildos or penises that were cut from people? Either way WTF?