Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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at least you didn't mention your plan to use her blubber for lamp oil
You need a new wingman if he lets you go home with a fatty.
sounds like you need to find a fish more your size
Sounds like somone eas hoggin
Be sure to burn the mattress afterwards. It's impossible to blubber stains out.
I guess this proves that it's true what I've heard, you gotta keep the fatty with good credit around, regardless of what Captain Ahab thinks.