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  • Submitted by lurch66 on Nov 6, 12 at 2:23pm

    at least you didn't mention your plan to use her blubber for lamp oil

  • Submitted by corrond56 on Nov 6, 12 at 1:13pm

    sounds like you need to find a fish more your size

  • Submitted by BigGinger on Nov 6, 12 at 8:45pm

    You need a new wingman if he lets you go home with a fatty.

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 7, 12 at 5:44pm

    Sounds like somone eas hoggin

  • Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 6, 12 at 4:26pm

    Be sure to burn the mattress afterwards. It's impossible to blubber stains out.

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    Submitted by alize123 on Nov 7, 12 at 7:54pm


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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 6, 12 at 6:03pm

    I guess this proves that it's true what I've heard, you gotta keep the fatty with good credit around, regardless of what Captain Ahab thinks.