i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm retarded. Again.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1