Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
