I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.