idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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