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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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