So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob