you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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what are you doing with your life
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward