you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
10+ Incredible Tumblr Stories That Will Leave You Shook
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward