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(313): View more from Michigan

Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

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(678): View more from Georgia

All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?

(404): View more from Georgia

You mean bread?

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(813): View more from Florida

y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Banned from zoo.

(301): View more from Maryland

Again?

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People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
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(817): View more from Texas

Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

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You weighed it?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(410): View more from Maryland

so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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