WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany