I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.