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  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:53pm

    Friend: Hey man, we're out of papers. MacGyver smoker: All right, get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew, and some tin foil. Friend: We don't have a corkscrew. MacGyver smoker: All right then, get me an avocado, an ice pick, and my snorkel. Trust me, bro, I've made bongs with less. Hurry up! FTW

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:24pm

    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 48 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:48am

    I meant 8:07 damn it I proved my sentence wrong.

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:44pm

    good luck with that one... i dont believe ive ever referred to a stoner as reliable

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:38am

    well.. good luck with that my friend.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:32pm

    Isn't that an oxymoron? Is there such a thing as a reliable stoner?

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:09am

    He means with other stoners that will always be down to smoke

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:46pm

    717 is love <3 trust me I know a few reliable stoners around.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:22pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:33pm

    Oops...fail meant 7:25

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:32pm

    That depends 7:22, who is this?

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:43pm

    I love stoners :) <3

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:33am

    10/13, 12:11 you got it. 10/15, 4:36 sadly, i'm not a stoner, so i got nothin' for ya. do reliable stoners show themselves to non-stoners?

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:57pm

    ya need to tightly surround your fucking head with some saran wrap...

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:09pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:07pm

    I'm a reliable stoner

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:03am

    Im a reliable stoner too. my roommate is NOT so Im basically her mom. umm ya

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:15am

    i dont think those exist!

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:14am

    You mean a sober person?

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:11am

    I'm fairly certain I know who sent this. Are her initials JS?

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:53am

    No druggo is reliable.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:53pm

    712--hell yes there is. so cal has the best weed. I know reliable stoners cause i surround myself with dealers, my best friends are dealers. lol

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:38pm

    Anybody else having trouble with the TFLN iPhone app? It is only refreshing over wifi.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:27pm

    I'm down. I know how that goes

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:41am

    So sick of you pot heads talking about weed. Fucking grow up and do coke like a normal adult.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:48pm

    This thread is making me want to have the munchies...

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:39pm

    I'll be your friend if u light up

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:25pm

    No such thing. Sorry dude.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:20pm

    East Coast White Unity (Google it!)

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:17am

    haha reliable stoners.... thats like thinking your dealer with be available when he/she says they will be

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:12pm

    aint no reliable stoners in Central PA. I was the only one, but I left for the 310. Way better weed in west LA

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:36am

    Reliable stoners only present themselves as such to other reliable stoners. If you're not a reliable stoner you likely have a lot of reliable stoner friends who are just quiet about it. It's only the fuck ups who can't act normal / control their urges enough to get their jobs done then reward themselves properly after work. Or have a job that works well when you're high.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:06pm

    7:25, unless you are in FL you got the wrong 7:17

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:48pm

    getting high is immoral.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:52pm

    that sounds like a conundrum that cannot be solved. stoners are inherently unreliable. but good luck!

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:25am

    oh, Lancaster County... hahaha.

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:33pm

    7:20 wtf is wrong with you

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:45am

    Me too 8:07. I'm reliable. I'm so reliable that My stoner friends sing the golden girls theme song to me. R.I.P. Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty, man

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:48pm

    This thread is making me want to have the munchies...

  • 26 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:17pm

    Amen, i just need to meet some since moving!