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  • Cunts are fun I licked this one lastyy night!!!qwsome night dududss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I'm a feminist and I throw the word cunt around all the time. If I use it, it won't be so offensive to hear. Also it's really satisfying to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Seven cunt.

    Submitted by Kaiser on Jul 20, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Cunt cunt cunty cunt cunt. I have a cuuuuuuunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:21pm
  • My fucking favorite. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Made my day. And over 9000, of course

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Lqtm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:59am
  • A cunt bag would punch as much cunt as a cunt bag could punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I fuckin want Senor Penor back!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:01pm
  • I'm a feminist who enjoys the word in relation to the vagina, not necessarily as a synonym for bitch. Cunt isn't sugar and spice and everything nice. Cunt is to be feared!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:56am
  • 7:45- you're a ThunderCunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:35am
  • Who the fuck is Courtney and why are you claiming first in her name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20am
  • I hope this is all a brain loss reaction to some cunt punching you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22am
  • A cunt bag could punch all the cunt if a cunt bag could punch cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Not funny, I guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:35am
  • I'm not offended by cunt. It's a much better word than vag or pussy, and less retarded than ladyparts or vajayjay. And I like how Ireland treats it like a verb!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:28am
  • hands downs my new alltime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:28pm
  • we need to revolt against the mods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:41am
  • example: How much cunt could a cuntbag bag if a cuntbag could bag cunt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:39am
  • A cunt bag would punch all the cunt it could punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:18am
  • moron 14 year old posting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:10am
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!! just for courtney....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:18am
  • mother fuckin unknown error

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:06am
  • I love being called a Cunt!! I think it's hot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:44am
  • Is this supposed to be funny? FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:19am
  • If you replaced "punch" with "bag," it would still be lame, but at least it would make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:38am
  • Wow,... I talk like a trucker and even I find this word offensive. Let's not post this kind of crap in the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Replace the word punch with punt and you have a good tongue twister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:05am
  • 4:03 If you find this offensive you obviously DONT talk like a trucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:47pm
  • This had me and my best friend doing a literal roffle as we tried not to wake up her roomie. Well played sir/madam!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:01am
  • Hahahahaha I died laughing from this...I don't even know why I think it's so funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:21am
  • Women should not be offended by the word "cunt". It's one of my favorites.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:19am
  • How did THIS get though the mods??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:25am
  • Lol! This made my night!! Thanks for the hysterical laughs! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:36pm
  • THIS wins, but I lose!? Officially calling bullshit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:30am
  • You know this is called a cunch right? Cunt punch is so impersonal, but a cunch can be the person or the action or both. Pass it on!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:40am
  • This isn't that funny bu I love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:42am
  • this is why i hate evansville and the surrounding area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:28am
  • i think 12:13 might still be drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:01pm
  • I think you can do better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:24am
  • Ugh... I have sent far more hilarious texts to this site and none of them have ever been posted. LAME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:53am
  • I'm a female, and I think feminists are retarded, and I thought this text was hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:56am
  • You must lead a nice life. Hate for women... More hate and more. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:03pm
  • too bad it doesn't matter that you think it's stupid. cause this shit is fucking hilarious and anyone that has a functioning brain can see it. yet another example of how Wease and Foof win again, mother fuckers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Yet again tfln disappoints me with dumb pointless posts that are not remotely funny or amusing. Fuck the mods and fuck this damn site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:51am
  • "Cunt" is just one of those words that gets funnier the more you say it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:43am