Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.