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  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:01pm

    Anti-smoking zealots are worse than evangelical Christians. I don't smoke, but these people are fucking annoying. Go fake cough in the corner, bitch.

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:44pm

    Born and raised in Gainesville, not inbred, not a smoker, and never been to the swamp...those who talk shit about Gainesville are the ones who didn't get into UF. Suck it!

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:11pm

    @ 4:51, youre retarded "Swamp" is a restaurant/bar in gainesville fl. Where the UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA is. Were they GATORS and our football field is referred to as the SWAMP. so naming a restaurant that, makes perfect sense in Gainesville.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:11pm

    thank you for pointing out how absolutely TRASHY smoking is. designer handbags won't help your awful breath.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:47pm

    "Anti-smoking zealots are worse than evangelical Christians. I don't smoke, but these people are fucking annoying. Go fake cough in the corner, bitch." -3:01 PM whoever you are, you are my new hero. as for the rest of you, go suck a chode you judgmental stiffs. Go live your life somewhere else, i can live mine without you telling me what to do thanks.

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:28am

    I find the fact that she was at the swamp, wearing a burberry scarf, and carrying a louis vuitton handbag WAY less attractive then the fact that shes smoking.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:27pm

    i think this text was about me, however i do not have a burberry scarf. glad i entertained you all, i enjoyed myself.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:18pm

    Drinking fucks up your body. Your smoking fucks up mine. That's the problem people have.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:14pm

    3:05 Please marry me.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:37am

    agree w/ 407, and you will get liver cirrhosis long before i'll get lung cancer ;)

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:05am

    GO GATORS!!! AND SOROSTITUTES

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:30pm

    This is why I heart Gainesville.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:00am

    God I miss Gainesville. And FYI, I was in a sorority and didn't frequent Swamp. Place sucked. Oh, and 8:40.... ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:09pm

    For Smoker's Only: (cuz nonsmokers suck balls) South Park Episode 713 Entitled "Butt Out" It's great, if ya got time.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:29pm

    gotta love those tri delts, keepin it classy since 1888 =]

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:07pm

    Your drunk driving kills more people then my second hand smoke...

    • 14 28
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 31, 12 at 8:39pm

      Secondhand smoke exposes people to carcinogens, which are LIKELY (but not guaranteed) to give you cancer. Pure air, on the other hand, is not likely to give you cancer. Which would you rather be breathing?

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:38pm

    3:05...you are awesome, I totally blow smoke at people too, especially at a concert or something... its a great way to clear the area...

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:54pm

    i want to punch everyone in the face

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:40am

    Bravo!!! Well said!

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:37pm

    @First 3:05pm - you sound like the kinda tool who'd lie about why you smoke to sound like you're too cool to choose to smoke just to look cooler

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:24pm

    hahaha for sure a UF student, that's my school and my people

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:47am

    haha i was at the swamp same night, it was up to 101 that day. scarf=crazy

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:37pm

    It never fails to amuse me that the majority of people who do not smoke couldn't be arsed about whether or not the person next to them enjoys a cigarette, while the people who do not smoke can't be torn from their soap boxes on the matter. There are many unhealthy things floating around in the air. Get over it. People who smoke are no more cocky, slutty, gross, unhygienic, unintelligent, or undesirable than the rest of you fucktards.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:41pm

    lol... 2:39, you do realize it's probably a silk scarf? Those can be worn in any weather.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:01pm

    Salty dog, ah the good times. Did my first mind eraser at porpoise

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:55pm

    Did you know that 87% of statistics are made up on the spot?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:55pm

    BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:31pm

    2:29... You are my hero lmao

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:04pm

    I love how people refer to other posters as times. Sheesh 3:09 why are you so dumb? Idk 5:32 but blah blah blah. There is no point in expressing your opinion since everyone has their own. Gosh Anonymous I thought you were smarter than that.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:28pm

    And CDC also reported, years ago, that the numbers reported by the ACS about second hand smoke were extremely overinflated.

    • 27 38
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 11:15pm

      And yet my eyes water and I instinctively cough whenever I'm within ten feet of someone who's smoking.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:09am

    Clearly alex shewmake. How SHE feels like she can say this about anyone blows my mind.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:39pm

    lmao funny! Im in Gainesville and if she's wearing a scarf in this weather, shes crazy. Im gonna make an assumption that she's black?? LOL

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:01pm

    proven fact of why gainsville sucks! (freak out will ensue)

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:51pm

    Gainesville is not a swamp, so naming a bar after their so called swamp is retarded.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:12pm

    I second 6:33 and at 2:47, just because I smoke doesn't mean I am poor you asshole I'm sure I have triple the amount you have in the bank!!

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:28pm

    The smoking rate is currently 19.8%. Lame how everybody gets to suffer because of a few people. Enjoy your time though smokers. Within 10 years every state in this country will have passed smokefree workplace laws.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    Ha! Been to the Swamp many times.........think I may know who the culprit is.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:40pm

    "gotta love those tri delts, keepin it classy since 1888 =] June 18, 2009 2:29PM" My first thought as well. Tri Delt? Everybody else has!!! Oh and scarves in the summer are ridiculous, no matter waht material they are made out of. Dumbest Trend Ever. OH wait, I take that bag. Uggs and shorts are the dumbest trend ever. Year-Round scarves hit a close second though.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:48am

    There's soooo many idiots on this thread. It's seriously hard to wade through the bullshit being typed here. Like there's a smoker gene, what a dumb fuck. And that is just the most recent one before this post. Almost all of you are stupid fucks. Our future is going to be a joke.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:39pm

    I wish there was a non smoker here now so I could light up just to spite them

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:58pm

    oh, it's university of florida. figures. :-P

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:37pm

    Actually, one of the things nicotine causes is a hypercoagulable state so you'll probably have a stroke long before the other guy who's stressed.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:34pm

    To all the people telling smokers to enjoy themselves....thank you I think I will. You just enjoy walking around with your hollier than thou attitudes and have fun with that stroke you have in a few years because you are wound so fucking tight.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:27pm

    3:21pm Yeah, as if the cost is the only factor for smokers to continue smoking. Idiot, that shows your true intellect.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:09pm

    you do know that only 20% of the population still smokes. That makes you a drastic minority.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:08pm

    3:05, a) you're a douche, b) blow smoke in my face and you'll see what happens. you may get some lead after all. Meet me at the corner of 5th and Main downtown.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:46pm

    i love the swamp its the only place u can drink straight from the pitcher........go gators

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:34am

    Oooooooh Gainesville...

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:01am

    haha fuck all you gator haters. be jealous!!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:25am

    hahahahahah 1:28 that was messed up

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:56pm

    heyyy this guy is in gainesvilleee ! lol UF represent at the Swamp restauranttttt!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:15pm

    summer b starting soon <3

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:48pm

    Im not married jokes on you

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:32pm

    man i love gainesville

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:00pm

    Louis Vuitton is the least classiest designer. What were you expecting?

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:43pm

    Men who dont smoke are 83% more likely to beat their wives

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:43pm

    You're taxes from cigarettes don't fund the country like other taxes. They basically are an advanced payment for your medicare later in life. Enjoy.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:58pm

    i love swamp and all the trashy sorostitutes that go there desperate for dick

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:28am

    Hey 12:58, no one hear ordered a fucking life story. I hope your kids get addicted to meth.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:04pm

    If she smokes, she pokes

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:29pm

    Thank God Oregon and Washington already have. Ever been to a smokefree bowling alley? It's friggin unbelievable!!!

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:42pm

    3:18 thank you for being smart enough to point out the problem. I know somebody who lost their mom to lung cancer from second hand smoke, she never smoked a day in her life. What you do to your body is your choice and everybody is free to make it themselves, but don't subject others to the negative side effects your choice may have.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:40pm

    Damn it 3:37pm, you're making us look bad. Fuck.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:37pm

    3:32pm It's got nothing to do with laziness you fuck. You have to WANT to quit in order to do so. You're assuming that every smoker wants to quit and is just too lazy to do so. I don't want to quit, I enjoy smoking, and I'd rather not see 70+ years old. Win-win to me.

    • 36 41
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 11:17pm

      You do realize how painful emphysema is, right?

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:52pm

    I miss Gainesville <3

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:28pm

    Holy God... I dont think I could have said it better myself.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:27pm

    I heard this on the news today: "20% of Gainesville is inbred...and they all smoke"

  • 42 58
    Submitted by ego07 on May 19, 10 at 9:20pm

    Swamp is like fishin with dynamite.....it's easy to get laid there.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:09pm

    the swamp on okaloosa island?

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:44pm

    omg cigs i need a cig like i need penis.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:46pm

    I'm 83% more likely to beat YOUR wife

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:15pm

    right on 3:05 I hope all you anti-smokers realize that this country was basically FOUNDED on tobacco farming and the taxes that smokers pay STILL support the country. and maybe only 20% of the US population smokes (which I find hard to believe but whatever) i'm sure that smokers aren't a minority in the world population. i honestly have no idea why people who drink think that they're better than people who smoke. drinking fucks up your body just as badly as smoking.

    • 37 38
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 11:14pm

      What about the people who don't drink OR smoke?

    • 18 31
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 31, 12 at 8:47pm

      I have no desire to drink or smoke, but if offered the choice I would rather drink. The liver is highly resilient; the lungs are not.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:31pm

    awww i'm from fort walton and go to uf, i know both swamps :)

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:56pm

    I think I saw that girl there last time I was in Ft. Walton and went to the Swamp!!!! LMAO!!!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:00pm

    I like women better when they dont voice there opinion....oh to have been alive in the 50's you better shut your mouth if you know whats good for you!!!!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:50pm

    since when did people start smoking to be a badass? tittes or GTFO jealous ho.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:43pm

    All my bars a smoke free. Of course, I live in the best state in the US. The retards that smoke get to go stand out behind the building like the lepers they are.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:10am

    I love men who used to smoke, but quit... now THAT is sexy

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:36pm

    FSU is gonna smoke the gaytors this year

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:22am

    Wow! Wait, what are you doing in the swamp?

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:59pm

    CDC also reports that herassing me while I smoke could be Hazardous to your health

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:32pm

    smokers should just wrap their lips around their tailpipes and do the rest of us a favor

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:44pm

    2:36pm Not all smokers stink. It's called washing your hands and not smoking with your hands at your sides getting the smoke all over your clothes. And I find it rather easy to gat laid even though I smoke. Got good genes to thank for that I guess. And slutty hotties are everywhere.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:49pm

    We should be friends.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:41pm

    730 - let the haters hate while the gators celebrate

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:10pm

    people who smoke are gross and undesirable, 7:37. it's an opinion a LOT of people have. there's nothing to get over, we just don't want to date, kiss, or hook up with you because that smelly breath does not go away, even after brushing your teeth.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:38pm

    you know 236 i'm a smoker, and i'm pretty sure my dick packed up and left do to lack of use, i guess what i'm saying is your suggestion may have already started.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by tomatolover on Feb 22, 10 at 10:04pm

    this makes me homesick.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:58pm

    I love smoking. It does not bother me one bit. I just smoke outside everywhere and i don't smell like it. Also i have no problem getting laid, and there are a lot of girls that smoke that i still find attractive. smoking is not a factor I consider when selecting girls. ha ha this whole thing was dumb

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:54pm

    1950 called, they also have some asbestos and lead paint left over if the smokers want to get in on some of that action too

  • 34 47
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 11:13pm

    There are plenty of anti-anxiety medications out there that are cheaper and more socially acceptable than tobacco. The times, they are a-changin'.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:07pm

    Why do people think I'm a dude? :(

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:40pm

    AND NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE CLASSY IN THE SWAMP

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:26pm

    nonsmokers make me want to start smoking. bunch of fucking whiners.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:43pm

    2:29 i love the tri-delt reference...

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:21pm

    This country was also founded with the help of slaves and native lands. Should we just go right on back to that just because that's how it was? You do realize how idiotic that argument is? And please, by all means, continue to pay your smoking taxes. The fact that you know how much you pay and yet you still do it is just a testament to your true intellect.

  • 23 26
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 18, 12 at 10:53pm

    None of the comments in this thread have more upvotes than downvotes. I could say something like "The sky is blue" and I would get downvoted for it.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:43pm

    June 19 226 - Sorry UF was too real for you. Couldn't handle the pressure huh?

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:21pm

    It's not second hand smoke if you're a smoker you friggin idiot.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:11pm

    3:08 is about as hard as a cloud. Guns don't make you tough, cupcake.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:18pm

    OMG, the Swamp is the shit.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:01pm

    hey non-smokers why dont yall just have a lil party over there, and all us smokers will have a party over here.....while yall are talking about how we are all gonna die and shouldnt be doing something.....we will be fucking the shit out of each other....with no condoms!!!! Live Life on the edge, you start dieing the moment you are born

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:41pm

    How did this turn into a tobacco free florida forum?

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:27pm

    Dude you shouldn't say those kinda things to your mom

  • 32 46
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 19, 12 at 3:18am

    Smoking ruins a person heaps.

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:11pm

    The Gator's suck ass, football in general sucks ass but the Gator's especially because they're fucking overrated.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:20pm

    I like hot chicks that smoke!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:29am

    ew....swamp is gross....

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:55pm

    Its a proven fact that men who don't smoke have smaller penises.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:44pm

    3:37, I don't smoke, but I base-jump. I think that's pretty exciting.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:45pm

    239 he might have only noticed the scarf because he had an urge to choke the life out of her with it, or maybe thats just me.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by ok_comp on Aug 13, 10 at 10:02am

    OH SHIT!

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:31am

    this is from my area and i definitely agree.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:04pm

    oh, gainesville. I miss you.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:47pm

    I just hope your kids don't die from your smoking. And it's not just about cancer either. Nearly every major medical illness has a predisposition to smokers. Quitting is the single greatest thing you can do for your health.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:13pm

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn well said

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:53pm

    she must be black because she's wearing a scarf? huh? thats ridiculous.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:31am

    BLUUUUEEEEEEEE noles winning is a huge joke

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:36pm

    Nobody classy goes to Swamp anyway.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:40pm

    let me paraphrase what that guy said. hypercoagulable = blood clots = stroke, heart attack

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:07pm

    Second hand smoke hasn't killed me & I've smoked for 15 yrs. Beer just isn't the same w/o a smoke. P.s. Oh & if I didn't smoke, I'd still let your mom go down on me. =x

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:26pm

    hahaha only in Gainesville. . . and yes only those trashy sorostitutes and annoying-ass greeks go to Swamp. . .the food sucks and its way over-priced, and the service is shit too.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:56pm

    Everybody loves a sloppy gator....

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:21am

    Smokers are disgusting. Glad I live in Minneapolis where smoking in public places in illegal. But hey...keep on smoking. Its natural selection. Let the retard smoker genes die out!

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:35pm

    STFU 4:17 MORON YOU ARE A CANCER

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:47pm

    yeah, it's 2009, please, put the cigarette down. It's not cool, nobody thinks you're badass, nobody wants to fuck you. Most people just shake their heads at the idiot who is too stupid for living.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:44pm

    And @ the last 4:00pm - I suppose you're in the know with the 'most classiest' designers?..hahahah

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:59pm

    3:54, now you're just being rediculous. If you have no valid arguments and can't articulate a viable thought in your defense, just don't post. It makes you look foolish.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:53pm

    We should send everybody who smokes to France. Then bomb the country off the face of the earth. God that'd be sweet.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:53pm

    611 - you're full of shit

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:04pm

    I 2nd the most recent 2:40 post.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:23pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36pm

    Sweet, I'm moving to Oregon.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:51pm

    hey 3:44, I don't smoke either, but i don't base-jump, I wakeboard. Too bad we could never hang with 3:37.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:37pm

    2:51, yeah, we are. That's why we're more fun than you boring non-smokers, and that's why everyone wants to be us, or be on us, or be in us. While you're inside the bar trying to make eye contact with the bartender, we're outside, showing off how awesome we are and generally making new friends and sexual partners with our goosebumps of cool Also, we're skinny. WOO APPETITE SUPPRESSANT. SMOKERS ARE JOKERS NON-SMOKERS ARE OK UNLESS THEY HATE SMOKERS, IN WHICH CASE THEY'RE JUST DICKS We win.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:32pm

    oh please, I'm a physician and a former smoker. We have unbelievable pharmaceuticals for dealing with addiction these days. The people who still smoke do it because they're too lazy to change.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:36pm

    in my opinion, nobody who smokes should ever get fucked again. (now watch all the stinky smokers attack)

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:21pm

    i love it! smoking is not attractive.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:32pm

    this made me want a cigarette :)

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:48pm

    eww, who mixes burberry and lv? that just spells trash.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:20pm

    3:15PM No, I said the pussy talking about shooting me is as tough as a cloud or a cotton swab. And he proved it with gun talk. He's a pussy and knows it. Hence the gun.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:15pm

    Did 3:11 just make an impotence joke?

  • 34 58
    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:44am

    When all girls fail..tri delt! Hahah that's so awesome everyone thinks it's a delta! Nobody likes those whores except themselves..and the guy whose dick they are sucking for the moment

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:26am

    1:28 we wish that for everyone in UF and Gainsville ( before u freak out yes i attended there for a year and transferred. sorry excuse for a school)

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:00pm

    okay, aside from the smoking/non-smoking debate, can people just appreciate the beauty of this simile, please?

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:38pm

    I know that smoking is bad for YOUR health.....how the hell do you think I keep pushy little freedom haters away from me. What the fuck do you care if I enjoy a ciggarette??? If its allowed im lighting up.....feel free to take it up with the management or find another bar!

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:21pm

    haha surprisingly, the only people who care about whats getting said on here are....the ones saying it. now for me to flex my muscles on a website where no one will ever meet me again blah blah blah...everyone kill yourselves please and thank you

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:12pm

    MEXICO! Let's start a chihuahua farm!

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:54pm

    3:51. there are also people who get hit by buses that don't die. doesn't mean it's something they probably should continue doing.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:46pm

    live in Gainesville, never been to the Swamp, couldn't tell you the difference between Loui Vitton or Prada and a silk scarf is still a scarf and if none of you have ever worn a silk...anything....you'd find it unpleasantly suffocating in this weather. Oh yeah, I don't smoke and work in healthcare...two words. Job Security. Keep up the good work!

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:12am

    3:09AM ...someone's a hater that chick is the SH!T

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:51pm

    3:47pm I always smoke outside away from non-smokers. I'll never smoke inside near non-smokers, just out of respect. And there's been millions of people born into smoking families that have no serious medical conditions at or after birth. A vast majority of them as a matter of fact.

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:09pm

    2:48 where the heck do you live? how would nobody know what burberry or louis vitton looks like?

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:15am

    I miss the salty dog. UF rocks, the swamp blows.

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:49pm

    Class and clean living have nothing to do with what I like about nightclubs.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:17pm

    CDC estimates the economic burden of smoking at $193 billion a year. There's no way smokers pay that much in taxes back into the health care system. Y'all are basically a cancer on society.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:40pm

    hahaha, so you think you're out making friends with 10 people in -20 degree winds while there's 200 people back inside chillin with drinks just not talking?

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:48pm

    2:45, I doubt that the OP is a guy.... not too many guys I know would be able to identify a Louis Vuitton or a Burberry scarf. Then again, not too many girls I know would be able to identify them either. Go figure :)

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:46pm

    What's wrong with smokers?

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:30pm

    gotta say i've probably seen hundreds of That Girl all around Gainesville. concur.

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:23pm

    i love gainseville. i hate swamp.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:06pm

    @ 4:21pm - There are several variations of smoke. 1st hand smoke (smoke which is inhaled directly from the cigarette) 2nd hand smoke (smoked that is exhaled/smoke that is emitted from the cigarette itself) 3rd hand smoke (which isn't actually smoke, but the residue/elements that are heavier than air left behind from smoking) I would think ALL smokers, as well as non-smokers are exposed to these variations, you fking idiot. =P

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:09pm

    hahahah someone threatened to shoot someone over smoking LMAO Im moving to Mexico, they let you do whatever you want down there and as long as you have bribe money no one says shit

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:23am

    God I miss Gainesville!

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:30pm

    12:36 you have got to be shitting me. tebow, demps, rainey, spikes, wright, moody, the pouncey twins, james, cooper, etc. how in the hell would you ever be able to say that your crappy noles are gonna beat the Gators?

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:27pm

    8:39 make that a smoking session to spite a non-smoker party of 2

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:57pm

    i smoke and still think 3:05 is a douche.

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:27, that's not what your dad said.

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:12pm

    Sounds like Lisa Collins to me.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:04pm

    WHY DID I READ ALL OF THIS? Because, I'm at work.

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:05pm

    3:57pm Thanks for chiming in. you must be a fellow pussy of 3:08. -3:05pm

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:13pm

    Why does the website still have it say "Anonymous said...." They took away the earlier functions so we're all anonymous. Don't really need to say it each post anymore. Wish it wasn't anonymous. Then I could see 3:05 with his apparent super-human strength and general badassness derived from smoking go against what 3:09 says to be 80% of the population. I'm thinking numbers win this fight.

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:41pm

    ya ya, smoking is wicked stupid