Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
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Bravo!!! Well said!
lol... 2:39, you do realize it's probably a silk scarf? Those can be worn in any weather.
@ 4:51, youre retarded "Swamp" is a restaurant/bar in gainesville fl. Where the UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA is. Were they GATORS and our football field is referred to as the SWAMP. so naming a restaurant that, makes perfect sense in Gainesville.
I second 6:33
and at 2:47, just because I smoke doesn't mean I am poor you asshole I'm sure I have triple the amount you have in the bank!!
oh, it's university of florida. figures. :-P
Anti-smoking zealots are worse than evangelical Christians. I don't smoke, but these people are fucking annoying. Go fake cough in the corner, bitch.
Born and raised in Gainesville, not inbred, not a smoker, and never been to the swamp...those who talk shit about Gainesville are the ones who didn't get into UF. Suck it!
summer b starting soon <3
hahaha for sure a UF student, that's my school and my people
3:05 Please marry me.
Not all smokers stink. It's called washing your hands and not smoking with your hands at your sides getting the smoke all over your clothes. And I find it rather easy to gat laid even though I smoke. Got good genes to thank for that I guess. And slutty hotties are everywhere.
Ha! Been to the Swamp many times.........think I may know who the culprit is.
i want to punch everyone in the face
i think this text was about me, however i do not have a burberry scarf. glad i entertained you all, i enjoyed myself.
3:05...you are awesome, I totally blow smoke at people too, especially at a concert or something... its a great way to clear the area...
Did you know that 87% of statistics are made up on the spot?
God I miss Gainesville. And FYI, I was in a sorority and didn't frequent Swamp. Place sucked.
Oh, and 8:40.... ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!
To all the people telling smokers to enjoy themselves....thank you I think I will.
You just enjoy walking around with your hollier than thou attitudes and have fun with that stroke you have in a few years because you are wound so fucking tight.
gotta love those tri delts, keepin it classy since 1888 =]
For Smoker's Only: (cuz nonsmokers suck balls)
South Park Episode 713 Entitled "Butt Out"
It's great, if ya got time.
haha surprisingly, the only people who care about whats getting said on here are....the ones saying it. now for me to flex my muscles on a website where no one will ever meet me again blah blah blah...everyone kill yourselves please and thank you
you do know that only 20% of the population still smokes. That makes you a drastic minority.
agree w/ 407, and you will get liver cirrhosis long before i'll get lung cancer ;)
Hey 12:58, no one hear ordered a fucking life story. I hope your kids get addicted to meth.
@First 3:05pm - you sound like the kinda tool who'd lie about why you smoke to sound like you're too cool to choose to smoke just to look cooler
Drinking fucks up your body. Your smoking fucks up mine. That's the problem people have.
Your drunk driving kills more people then my second hand smoke...
Secondhand smoke exposes people to carcinogens, which are LIKELY (but not guaranteed) to give you cancer. Pure air, on the other hand, is not likely to give you cancer. Which would you rather be breathing?
I find the fact that she was at the swamp, wearing a burberry scarf, and carrying a louis vuitton handbag WAY less attractive then the fact that shes smoking.
hey 3:44, I don't smoke either, but i don't base-jump, I wakeboard. Too bad we could never hang with 3:37.
lmao funny! Im in Gainesville and if she's wearing a scarf in this weather, shes crazy. Im gonna make an assumption that she's black?? LOL
2:29 i love the tri-delt reference...
Wow! Wait, what are you doing in the swamp?
proven fact of why gainsville sucks! (freak out will ensue)
There's soooo many idiots on this thread. It's seriously hard to wade through the bullshit being typed here. Like there's a smoker gene, what a dumb fuck. And that is just the most recent one before this post. Almost all of you are stupid fucks. Our future is going to be a joke.
And CDC also reported, years ago, that the numbers reported by the ACS about second hand smoke were extremely overinflated.
And yet my eyes water and I instinctively cough whenever I'm within ten feet of someone who's smoking.
If she smokes, she pokes
June 19 226 - Sorry UF was too real for you. Couldn't handle the pressure huh?
Sweet, I'm moving to Oregon.
How did this turn into a tobacco free florida forum?
I miss Gainesville <3
hahahah someone threatened to shoot someone over smoking LMAO
Im moving to Mexico, they let you do whatever you want down there and as long as you have bribe money no one says shit
right on 3:05
I hope all you anti-smokers realize that this country was basically FOUNDED on tobacco farming and the taxes that smokers pay STILL support the country. and maybe only 20% of the US population smokes (which I find hard to believe but whatever) i'm sure that smokers aren't a minority in the world population. i honestly have no idea why people who drink think that they're better than people who smoke. drinking fucks up your body just as badly as smoking.
What about the people who don't drink OR smoke?
I have no desire to drink or smoke, but if offered the choice I would rather drink. The liver is highly resilient; the lungs are not.
thank you for pointing out how absolutely TRASHY smoking is. designer handbags won't help your awful breath.
i love swamp and all the trashy sorostitutes that go there desperate for dick
You're taxes from cigarettes don't fund the country like other taxes. They basically are an advanced payment for your medicare later in life. Enjoy.
yeah, it's 2009, please, put the cigarette down. It's not cool, nobody thinks you're badass, nobody wants to fuck you. Most people just shake their heads at the idiot who is too stupid for living.
2:48 where the heck do you live? how would nobody know what burberry or louis vitton looks like?
When all girls fail..tri delt! Hahah that's so awesome everyone thinks it's a delta! Nobody likes those whores except themselves..and the guy whose dick they are sucking for the moment
1:28 we wish that for everyone in UF and Gainsville ( before u freak out yes i attended there for a year and transferred. sorry excuse for a school)
GO GATORS!!! AND SOROSTITUTES
Im not married jokes on you
WHY DID I READ ALL OF THIS?
Because, I'm at work.
3:05, a) you're a douche, b) blow smoke in my face and you'll see what happens. you may get some lead after all. Meet me at the corner of 5th and Main downtown.
AND NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE CLASSY IN THE SWAMP
Thanks for chiming in. you must be a fellow pussy of 3:08.
Gainesville is not a swamp, so naming a bar after their so called swamp is retarded.
okay, aside from the smoking/non-smoking debate, can people just appreciate the beauty of this simile, please?
smokers should just wrap their lips around their tailpipes and do the rest of us a favor
heyyy this guy is in gainesvilleee ! lol UF represent at the Swamp restauranttttt!
Yeah, as if the cost is the only factor for smokers to continue smoking. Idiot, that shows your true intellect.
she must be black because she's wearing a scarf? huh? thats ridiculous.
I love men who used to smoke, but quit... now THAT is sexy
Thank God Oregon and Washington already have. Ever been to a smokefree bowling alley? It's friggin unbelievable!!!
Everybody loves a sloppy gator....
Sounds like Lisa Collins to me.
Actually, one of the things nicotine causes is a hypercoagulable state so you'll probably have a stroke long before the other guy who's stressed.
omg cigs i need a cig like i need penis.
i love gainseville. i hate swamp.
hahaha, so you think you're out making friends with 10 people in -20 degree winds while there's 200 people back inside chillin with drinks just not talking?
awww i'm from fort walton and go to uf, i know both swamps :)
Salty dog, ah the good times. Did my first mind eraser at porpoise
Damn it 3:37pm, you're making us look bad. Fuck.
you know 236 i'm a smoker, and i'm pretty sure my dick packed up and left do to lack of use, i guess what i'm saying is your suggestion may have already started.
This is why I heart Gainesville.
God I miss Gainesville!
Second hand smoke hasn't killed me & I've smoked for 15 yrs. Beer just isn't the same w/o a smoke.
P.s. Oh & if I didn't smoke, I'd still let your mom go down on me. =x
2:27, that's not what your dad said.
STFU 4:17 MORON YOU ARE A CANCER
man i love gainesville
people who smoke are gross and undesirable, 7:37. it's an opinion a LOT of people have.
there's nothing to get over, we just don't want to date, kiss, or hook up with you because that smelly breath does not go away, even after brushing your teeth.
live in Gainesville, never been to the Swamp, couldn't tell you the difference between Loui Vitton or Prada and a silk scarf is still a scarf and if none of you have ever worn a silk...anything....you'd find it unpleasantly suffocating in this weather. Oh yeah, I don't smoke and work in healthcare...two words. Job Security. Keep up the good work!
thank you for being smart enough to point out the problem. I know somebody who lost their mom to lung cancer from second hand smoke, she never smoked a day in her life. What you do to your body is your choice and everybody is free to make it themselves, but don't subject others to the negative side effects your choice may have.
I heard this on the news today: "20% of Gainesville is inbred...and they all smoke"
12:36 you have got to be shitting me. tebow, demps, rainey, spikes, wright, moody, the pouncey twins, james, cooper, etc.
how in the hell would you ever be able to say that your crappy noles are gonna beat the Gators?
I 2nd the most recent 2:40 post.
nonsmokers make me want to start smoking. bunch of fucking whiners.
All my bars a smoke free. Of course, I live in the best state in the US. The retards that smoke get to go stand out behind the building like the lepers they are.
oh please, I'm a physician and a former smoker. We have unbelievable pharmaceuticals for dealing with addiction these days. The people who still smoke do it because they're too lazy to change.
Dude you shouldn't say those kinda things to your mom
I think I saw that girl there last time I was in Ft. Walton and went to the Swamp!!!! LMAO!!!
let me paraphrase what that guy said. hypercoagulable = blood clots = stroke, heart attack
We should send everybody who smokes to France. Then bomb the country off the face of the earth. God that'd be sweet.
I just hope your kids don't die from your smoking. And it's not just about cancer either. Nearly every major medical illness has a predisposition to smokers. Quitting is the single greatest thing you can do for your health.
3:08 is about as hard as a cloud. Guns don't make you tough, cupcake.
Clearly alex shewmake. How SHE feels like she can say this about anyone blows my mind.
CDC also reports that herassing me while I smoke could be Hazardous to your health
oh, gainesville. I miss you.
Holy God... I dont think I could have said it better myself.
haha fuck all you gator haters. be jealous!!
hahahahahah 1:28 that was messed up
I love smoking. It does not bother me one bit. I just smoke outside everywhere and i don't smell like it. Also i have no problem getting laid, and there are a lot of girls that smoke that i still find attractive. smoking is not a factor I consider when selecting girls. ha ha this whole thing was dumb
2:51, yeah, we are. That's why we're more fun than you boring non-smokers, and that's why everyone wants to be us, or be on us, or be in us. While you're inside the bar trying to make eye contact with the bartender, we're outside, showing off how awesome we are and generally making new friends and sexual partners with our goosebumps of cool
Also, we're skinny. WOO APPETITE SUPPRESSANT.
SMOKERS ARE JOKERS
NON-SMOKERS ARE OK UNLESS THEY HATE SMOKERS, IN WHICH CASE THEY'RE JUST DICKS
Nobody classy goes to Swamp anyway.
OMG, the Swamp is the shit.
2:29... You are my hero lmao
None of the comments in this thread have more upvotes than downvotes. I could say something like "The sky is blue" and I would get downvoted for it.
this made me want a cigarette :)
It never fails to amuse me that the majority of people who do not smoke couldn't be arsed about whether or not the person next to them enjoys a cigarette, while the people who do not smoke can't be torn from their soap boxes on the matter.
There are many unhealthy things floating around in the air. Get over it. People who smoke are no more cocky, slutty, gross, unhygienic, unintelligent, or undesirable than the rest of you fucktards.
FSU is gonna smoke the gaytors this year
I know that smoking is bad for YOUR health.....how the hell do you think I keep pushy little freedom haters away from me. What the fuck do you care if I enjoy a ciggarette??? If its allowed im lighting up.....feel free to take it up with the management or find another bar!
i love it!
smoking is not attractive.
And @ the last 4:00pm - I suppose you're in the know with the 'most classiest' designers?..hahahah
Class and clean living have nothing to do with what I like about nightclubs.
Its a proven fact that men who don't smoke have smaller penises.
It's not second hand smoke if you're a smoker you friggin idiot.
This country was also founded with the help of slaves and native lands. Should we just go right on back to that just because that's how it was? You do realize how idiotic that argument is? And please, by all means, continue to pay your smoking taxes. The fact that you know how much you pay and yet you still do it is just a testament to your true intellect.
I'm 83% more likely to beat YOUR wife
MEXICO! Let's start a chihuahua farm!
3:54, now you're just being rediculous. If you have no valid arguments and can't articulate a viable thought in your defense, just don't post. It makes you look foolish.
What's wrong with smokers?
i love the swamp its the only place u can drink straight from the pitcher........go gators
"gotta love those tri delts, keepin it classy since 1888 =]
June 18, 2009 2:29PM"
My first thought as well. Tri Delt? Everybody else has!!!
Oh and scarves in the summer are ridiculous, no matter waht material they are made out of. Dumbest Trend Ever. OH wait, I take that bag. Uggs and shorts are the dumbest trend ever. Year-Round scarves hit a close second though.
3:51. there are also people who get hit by buses that don't die. doesn't mean it's something they probably should continue doing.
1950 called, they also have some asbestos and lead paint left over if the smokers want to get in on some of that action too
haha i was at the swamp same night, it was up to 101 that day. scarf=crazy
hahaha only in Gainesville. . . and yes only those trashy sorostitutes and annoying-ass greeks go to Swamp. . .the food sucks and its way over-priced, and the service is shit too.
...someone's a hater
that chick is the SH!T
239 he might have only noticed the scarf because he had an urge to choke the life out of her with it, or maybe thats just me.
730 - let the haters hate while the gators celebrate
I like women better when they dont voice there opinion....oh to have been alive in the 50's you better shut your mouth if you know whats good for you!!!!
The Gator's suck ass, football in general sucks ass but the Gator's especially because they're fucking overrated.
Men who dont smoke are 83% more likely to beat their wives
The smoking rate is currently 19.8%. Lame how everybody gets to suffer because of a few people. Enjoy your time though smokers. Within 10 years every state in this country will have passed smokefree workplace laws.
3:37, I don't smoke, but I base-jump. I think that's pretty exciting.
It's got nothing to do with laziness you fuck. You have to WANT to quit in order to do so. You're assuming that every smoker wants to quit and is just too lazy to do so. I don't want to quit, I enjoy smoking, and I'd rather not see 70+ years old. Win-win to me.
You do realize how painful emphysema is, right?
Swamp is like fishin with dynamite.....it's easy to get laid there.
I miss the salty dog. UF rocks, the swamp blows.
No, I said the pussy talking about shooting me is as tough as a cloud or a cotton swab. And he proved it with gun talk. He's a pussy and knows it. Hence the gun.
There are plenty of anti-anxiety medications out there that are cheaper and more socially acceptable than tobacco. The times, they are a-changin'.
I love how people refer to other posters as times. Sheesh 3:09 why are you so dumb? Idk 5:32 but blah blah blah. There is no point in expressing your opinion since everyone has their own. Gosh Anonymous I thought you were smarter than that.
I wish there was a non smoker here now so I could light up just to spite them
I always smoke outside away from non-smokers. I'll never smoke inside near non-smokers, just out of respect. And there's been millions of people born into smoking families that have no serious medical conditions at or after birth. A vast majority of them as a matter of fact.
Why does the website still have it say "Anonymous said...." They took away the earlier functions so we're all anonymous. Don't really need to say it each post anymore. Wish it wasn't anonymous. Then I could see 3:05 with his apparent super-human strength and general badassness derived from smoking go against what 3:09 says to be 80% of the population. I'm thinking numbers win this fight.
eww, who mixes burberry and lv? that just spells trash.
this makes me homesick.
We should be friends.
611 - you're full of shit
noles winning is a huge joke
since when did people start smoking to be a badass? tittes or GTFO jealous ho.
the swamp on okaloosa island?
I like hot chicks that smoke!
"Anti-smoking zealots are worse than evangelical Christians. I don't smoke, but these people are fucking annoying. Go fake cough in the corner, bitch." -3:01 PM
whoever you are, you are my new hero.
as for the rest of you, go suck a chode you judgmental stiffs. Go live your life somewhere else, i can live mine without you telling me what to do thanks.
ew....swamp is gross....
i smoke and still think 3:05 is a douche.
Why do people think I'm a dude? :(
gotta say i've probably seen hundreds of That Girl all around Gainesville. concur.
CDC estimates the economic burden of smoking at $193 billion a year. There's no way smokers pay that much in taxes back into the health care system. Y'all are basically a cancer on society.
why dont yall just have a lil party over there, and all us smokers will have a party over here.....while yall are talking about how we are all gonna die and shouldnt be doing something.....we will be fucking the shit out of each other....with no condoms!!!!
Live Life on the edge, you start dieing the moment you are born
ya ya, smoking is wicked stupid
Smoking ruins a person heaps.
Louis Vuitton is the least classiest designer. What were you expecting?
this is from my area and i definitely agree.
8:39 make that a smoking session to spite a non-smoker party of 2
in my opinion, nobody who smokes should ever get fucked again. (now watch all the stinky smokers attack)
Did 3:11 just make an impotence joke?
2:45, I doubt that the OP is a guy.... not too many guys I know would be able to identify a Louis Vuitton or a Burberry scarf. Then again, not too many girls I know would be able to identify them either. Go figure :)
Smokers are disgusting. Glad I live in Minneapolis where smoking in public places in illegal.
But hey...keep on smoking. Its natural selection. Let the retard smoker genes die out!
@ 4:21pm - There are several variations of smoke.
1st hand smoke (smoke which is inhaled directly from the cigarette)
2nd hand smoke (smoked that is exhaled/smoke that is emitted from the cigarette itself)
3rd hand smoke (which isn't actually smoke, but the residue/elements that are heavier than air left behind from smoking)
I would think ALL smokers, as well as non-smokers are exposed to these variations, you fking idiot. =P