i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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