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(785): View more from Kansas

Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.

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(212): View more from New York

He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall

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(801): View more from Utah

He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes

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(708): View more from Illinois

He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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