can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section