You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.