He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.