My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.