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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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