when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"