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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I intend to get homeless drunk
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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