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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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