No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.