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(831): View more from California

No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick

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(641): View more from Iowa

and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"

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(773): View more from Illinois

She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs

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(703): View more from Virginia

apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest

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(817): View more from Texas

just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child

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(315): View more from New York

They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.

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