this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"