I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He is such a slut. More and more my type.