alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.