alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.