This house was built for laser tag.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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