How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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