I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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lmao, been there....
Glad to know I'm not the only one
maybe they wanted dude on dude porn
if the speaker was a woman, perhaps it'd make sense...
i dunno. this is a wild card.
i guess if you are teh ghey and like ufc you could try that nakedkombat site
as a female, i find UFC quite erotic at times. yummy man on man half nakedness with bodily fluids all over the place.
especially if its blood!
seriously, brawny guys grappling each other in suggestive positions = hot. and whoever said he was closeted? he obviously told someone about it.
You know why the UFC doesn't have women fighters? Because they're too busy making sandwiches and doing laundry.
im a chick and totally down with some ufc...they are soo effin hot!
hey guys or girls (yeah i do both) text me for fun sometime ;) 907.440.1390 in-state/out-of-state, it's all the same
dude it looks like guys fucking each other be that a good or be that a bad thing im just saying
straight guys are just mad cause female wrestlers aren't attractive in the least.
@3:03 - Maria Kanellis? Stacy Keibler? Are you high?
I've often been reminded of homosexual erotica whenever my coworkers are watching UFC, I just can't take it seriously
I'm a chick and I am sooo with this text.
Agreed, 9:11. Usually these threads devolve into rants against fat chicks, the last group we can mock with impunity.
YES! I love that I'm not the only 'mo jacking off to UFC <3
the sex of the speaker is really important in this text
Happiness is imagining the UFC instating a no-clothes policy.
porn is disgusting and degrading to women
11:17 I'm one of those lesbians, it's because lesbian porn sucks, they either look fake and have scary fingernails, or they look gross and talk too much.
Guy on Guy? They just slew each other, hot stuff ;)
i think he's trying to say he settled with just watching UFC, which makes the open-ended sentence that much more hilarious
I agree 3:32 no real lesbian has huge fingernails. They'd never get laid, b/c girls would be afraid of getting their clits torn off. Plus most of 'em are straight girls who know that it doesn't need to look like real lesbian sex for it to be popular with guys.
Maybe a girl dumbfucks you know ..they watch porn too
ive done that, ufc is hot
some of the guys are hot.
wow really?!?!? hahaha nice ;) new wave of ufc porn
ufc is awesome and all, but should not be used in the same sentence/page/thought with porn. wtf is wrong with you?
that ultimate fighting championship.
it's on spike a lot.