I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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lmao, been there....
Glad to know I'm not the only one
if the speaker was a woman, perhaps it'd make sense...
i dunno. this is a wild card.
maybe they wanted dude on dude porn
i guess if you are teh ghey and like ufc you could try that nakedkombat site
seriously, brawny guys grappling each other in suggestive positions = hot. and whoever said he was closeted? he obviously told someone about it.
im a chick and totally down with some ufc...they are soo effin hot!
dude it looks like guys fucking each other be that a good or be that a bad thing im just saying
You know why the UFC doesn't have women fighters? Because they're too busy making sandwiches and doing laundry.
as a female, i find UFC quite erotic at times. yummy man on man half nakedness with bodily fluids all over the place.
especially if its blood!
hey guys or girls (yeah i do both) text me for fun sometime ;) 907.440.1390 in-state/out-of-state, it's all the same
I'm a chick and I am sooo with this text.
straight guys are just mad cause female wrestlers aren't attractive in the least.
@3:03 - Maria Kanellis? Stacy Keibler? Are you high?
the sex of the speaker is really important in this text
I've often been reminded of homosexual erotica whenever my coworkers are watching UFC, I just can't take it seriously
Agreed, 9:11. Usually these threads devolve into rants against fat chicks, the last group we can mock with impunity.
YES! I love that I'm not the only 'mo jacking off to UFC <3
11:17 I'm one of those lesbians, it's because lesbian porn sucks, they either look fake and have scary fingernails, or they look gross and talk too much.
Guy on Guy? They just slew each other, hot stuff ;)
I agree 3:32 no real lesbian has huge fingernails. They'd never get laid, b/c girls would be afraid of getting their clits torn off. Plus most of 'em are straight girls who know that it doesn't need to look like real lesbian sex for it to be popular with guys.
Happiness is imagining the UFC instating a no-clothes policy.
i think he's trying to say he settled with just watching UFC, which makes the open-ended sentence that much more hilarious
Maybe a girl dumbfucks you know ..they watch porn too
porn is disgusting and degrading to women
ive done that, ufc is hot
some of the guys are hot.
ufc is awesome and all, but should not be used in the same sentence/page/thought with porn. wtf is wrong with you?
wow really?!?!? hahaha nice ;) new wave of ufc porn
that ultimate fighting championship.
it's on spike a lot.