the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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