S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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No, but ur mom should have
are you old enough to have sex?
Can't fertilize a turd....
It's probably Bristol Palin...jus' sayin'
How about take "Plan C" -sex ed classes?
Thank you GWB for the millions and millions of dollars of taxpayers money wasted on abstinence only education. You can see here the good it's done us.
This bitch is so stupid she needs all the birthcontrol there is so she doesn't reproduce!
No, you should take cyanide.
really? are you that stupid?
you're an idiot. don't ever re-produce.
Uh... just throwing this out there, but why not use a condom when he's doing you in the ass just because you're on the rag? A condom would still work you know... moron.
wow just wow...the fact that we've all spent time argueing this subject explains how we are all idiots just like home chick that let her boyfriend stick it in her ass
I hate people that blame the government for problems. Cause GWB was this girls dad.... Dumbasses
cant get pregnant from anal its the best contraceptive
FAKE! This was submitted by one of the anal-obsessed schoolboys.
1. You can't get pregnant through your ass. 2. How can you get pregnant if he never even came? 3. You need a lifetime supply of Plan B because stupid fuckin people like you should NEVER reproduce!
He's willing to stick it in your pooper, but not willing to screw you while you're on the rag? Wow.
What I don't understand is why all these Plan B takers aren't on regular birth control. For crying out loud, it would save you a lot of trouble - and probably money - in the long run.
No honey u don't need plan b u just need a cock in ur throat so u shut up...I'm almost hoping this us sum 14 year old boy making it up
Makes me ashamed to live in Houston
Please let it be a joke. Surely nobody is THIS dumb...
you need to get tested for std first. after that you need to get an iq test to see if you are truly as stupid as this text makes you seem!
@4:07 -- too much info. Guys don't give a fuck about how your period works. We just want to stick it in one of three open holes. If one is closed, then either of the other two is OK with us
Sure, it's possible, but it's very unlikely. And being on her period makes it even more unlikely. Also, he didn't finish.. So there only would have been a small amount of pre-cum which makes it even more unlikely. Basically, it's like a one-in-a-million shot..
P.S. This girl is an idiot and should probably be sterilized. Just sayin'..
until you dont have to ask stupid shit.. than dont even have sex... AND NO.. we dont need anymore babies in this world with stupid ass parents.
this is so dumb it can't be real.
1:35 (2) I don't trust you on this subject at all and if it is your job to know these things you should be fired. That's the most retarded logic I've ever heard. How the fuck can a sperm swim out the ass and up a vagina unless this bitch shat herself while she was doing a handstand.
Wow. Freaked the hell out. Calm down Hannah Montana.
Drunk - high- wasted / if not i suggest disabling texting on your phone
yes its all GWB's fault....their parents don't have to take any responsibility for the fact that their kids are uninformed
Yeah, you can't get prego from anal sex, but you should be using condoms b/c of obvious STD risks, and the guy could get a urinary tract infection from fecal material
But yeah....you or the guy (whose ever idea the anal was) would rather deal with poo than a little bit of blood? Really?
Sterilization for this girl, right???
Dear god.... What was Plan A?
Stupid iPhone, I meant fucked
i bet she's afraid to swallow too...
This kid or the next kid wont be worth shit. Thats for sure.
If you don't know the answer to your question, then you shouldn't be having sex.
I have unprotected sex with my gf when she's ovulating. and I pull out. year strong without any preggers.
You can't get pregnant IN your ass but sperm can travel from near/in the anus to the vagina... You CAN get pregnant from pre-cum and you CAN get pregnant on your period. All in all the chances of that happening are VERY VERY slim but it still VERY distant possibility. Not really high enough to need the plan B but it's not going to hurt to take it.
I agree 3:36! Students need to learn what sex IS and how to prevent the consequences. Who is thumbing you down? I'm a senior and took sex ed in 9th and the teacher kept begging us to ask about contraceptives because she wasn't allowed to discuss condoms and whatnot unless a kid asked HER.
Plan B? The hell with that -- she needs to get her tubes tied because she's too stupid to breed.
9:37 - disgusting fucks? wow. it's not for me either but if a girl wants to fuck on her period and the guy doesn't mind, well good for them! don't be a prude
Absolutly you don't want to have a baby with shit for brains do ya!! Kinda like you dip shit!!
I thought putting it in her ass WAS PLAN B!
No that's plan A-nal
on my rag?? people have used that term past 1950?
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
plan b doesn't prevent stupidity, just pregnancy.
Btw, when a woman gets turned on... her female juices stop the flow of blood. At least mine do, when I'm in the swing of things, the bleeding stops and doesn't return till about 20 or so minutes after the deed.
Here's a little story for you kiddies. My fiancée and I had unprotected sex while I had my period. I now have a son. There is no such thing as safe sex unless you're using birth control. You will get pregnant sooner or later if you use the pull out method.
It was ANAL sex....
How the fuck can a sperm swim out the ass and up a vagina unless this bitch shat herself while she was doing a handstand.
Next time he can just do her in the ear - there's obviously nuthin between them!
Lol...I hope Darwin kicks in and removes this tard from society
If only the Christians weren't corrupting sex education in America's high schools.
heres what you do.... take a gun... put it in your mouth, pull the trigger....
It scares me that people this dumb even exist.
Pre-cum can most certainly get you pregnant. Just ask your mom, I thought that bitch was on the pill so I didn't wrap it but blew it on her face. Now we have your dumbass running around with your misinformation
Who the fuck sausage can get pregnent!!! It's in the ass how dumb are you
3:17 speak more clearly that doesn't even make sense
Maybe you should just keep your legs together and grow up.
farting cum bubbles are way better than bloody sheets
Someone from houston would say this...
1:35 - yeah i totally trust all the anonymous posters on here cuz they tell me to. i'm a rocket scientist, but i just love funny texts from last night. true story..
i can't say butt baby?
People as dumb as you shouldn't be able to reproduce!
Please don't ever have children
lol plan b won't keep you from getting std in the butt!
Ya u can semen and go down into the vagina. Trust me I would know
Yes you should, because you CAN get pregnant through anal - it produces dumbass, fucked up kids like you and we don't need more of them in the world.
@5:03 GG, no one cares? Is that why people obviously agree with her and disagree with you? Douche, I care about whether or not I can fuck my girlfriend, answer: Any day she lets me regardless of the time of the month!
you fucking moron...
12:23 You need to get laid, by someone who's NOT raping you.
you're a fucking idiot
wow... the idiocy of this text amazes me! How stupid can you seriously be??
You're obviously a stupid wh*re who deserves to be ducked in the ass
you have about a 0% chance of being preggers,
(plan b is for when a condom breaks in your vagina)
what you SHOULD be worried about is contracting an std like aids, syph or the clap, all of which can be present for years without any symptoms. Plus if you or your bf are stupid enough to go ass to mouth you can get a whole slew of stomach viruses and various infections from shit's bacteria. (icky)
use a condom.
If you had anal you shouldnt need to worry about getting pregnant...
I hope plan b is a fat fuckin load on your face bc if it isn't then you either had labotomy prior to this encounter, or you're just fucking retarded. My guess is both. I'm surprised you know how to text.
Go to the free clinic and have the doctor explain the facts of life to you. If that doesn't help, then you need a chastity belt!
Woooooow. Go back to middle school!!
IDIOT.. unless the inside of your asshole ripped and he came. then you'd have bigger problems than you do now.
Well it's anal so... I don't think plan b prevents HIV and u can't get pregnant thru ur butthole dumbass
Girls who are this dumb shouldn't fuck.
Are u fucking serious u really are this dumb??? What the fuck and were suppose to be the fucking future!! Did u ever take sex ed or talk to ur friends did u even pass highschool?? What the fuck people like u make me ashamed that I'm a young female. I was a sheltered child but still knew the answerto this simple situation when I was like 8. Grow up and fuckin pay attention in life!
BIG TONE REQUIRES YOUR ANAL SERVICES!
-big tone enforcer
You don't need to take plan B if you just took plan Anal.
@6:59- Do you ever get laid?
@7:49--you can still get pregnant on the pill dumbass. the only "safe sex" there is, is NONE!
What's funny... She could get pregnant from this. It's a very long shot but it is a possibility. There is something called pre-cum (and that can get you pregnant) and then the act of getting it into the anus can involve some slipping around, which in turn spreads the pre-cum around (potentially into the vagina)... and you can get pregnant on your period. (Especially if you are a younger a woman whose periods are still not regular) Trust me on this one guys it’s part of my job to know these things.
please tell me this is a joke...
How is babby formed? How does girl get pragnant?
Is the OP serious? That had to be a joke.
6:06-you beat me to it.
My school's sex ed definitely wasen't abstinance-only...but maybe that's cause I live in a pretty liberal area...they still emphasized abstinance, so it was like... DON'T HAVE SEX BUT HERE HAVE A FREE CONDOM :D
Ok if you have to ask this question, you should not be having sex.
Yup, and did you know you can get pregnant from swallowing too?
pre-cum only has sperm in it, if the guy has ejaculated once already and hasn't urinated since, otherwise it doesn't contain any sperm. The person that posted that it did a moron and so is the girl who sent this text.
sounds like a good time...
sounds like a typical dumb sorority bitch
I'm all about Putin it in a chicks butt cuz you cant get a girl prego by Putin in her poop chute!
Please get sterilized. The world doesn't need anymore dumb shits like you.
7:49- did you and your fiancee have BUTT-SEX?! read the text, retard.
Quit being assholes...she took it in the ass for her man cuz she was on the rag...she's a trooper
Smh at you disgusting fucks advocating fucking a chick while she's on the rag. Get a little knob and call it a night. I'm not sticking my dick in a bloody pussy...period (pun intended). I'm not that desperate for a nut.
Anal! Great for when she's on the rag
yeah you have to take plan b, but you have to shove it up your ass then go lay on the interstate
You're fucking retarded OP
Oh god I do so hope this is just a joke... Stupid joke even...
hahah skelebat's comment..
Please don't ever reproduce OP..we don't need more people that are this fucking stupid in the world
yeah you have to take plan b, but you have to shove it up your ass then go lay on the interstate
sorry, that's from 5:55 but it made me laugh and i felt like saying it again.
This is an awesome text.
This kind of ignorance amazes me, the fact that anal sex even needs plan B shouldn't be a question! I never had any chick ever have my butt child
5:29 I do live in a liberal area. How does your school get away with giving out free condoms? Not that "free" makes a difference when you only have to pay $8 a box or something...
texas. of course!
Your mother should have taken plan b and spared the world of your stupidity.
She is so dumb she deserves to take it up the ass
So first of all it wasn't vaginal, and there for the sperm had NO possible way to get to your eggs, and second of all he didn't finish, meaning there was no sperm at all ? Yes, you're in definite need of plan B . Idiot .
uhh actually there is a chance she could get pregnant....but she's an idiot because 1. its very unlikely 2. go on the fucking pill
Get married you heathen!
Really! How stupid are you?
Yea! Better safe than sorry! Hahahahaha
enough about the slim slim odds of getting pregnant... who are these people dissing anal because they don't mind a little blood? period or no period, there is nothing shitty about good anal sex!!
How about Plan C - never open your mouth again you idiot.
And this girl should be neutered for stupidity.
You can't get fucking pregnant in your ass, plus he didn't cum. Go ahead and spend $50 on plan B tho:)
What asshole thinks u can get pregnant in ur ass ! I don't care if he backed up a dump truck full of cum and dumped it in ur ass u will never have an ass child!! ( free big tone !)
okay, for all you ignorant fuckers....here goes nothing, perhaps you'll learn something. sure while its true that there's such a thing about pre-cum, its not going to get you pregnant! 1) she's on her period so obviously she had a tampon in. 2) out of a guys full load which contains about 300 million of his sperm, 300-500 only survive to make it to the egg if there happens to be one because hello, she's on her period! SO WTF KIND OF CHANCE DOES PRE-CUM GET?! get your fuckin facts straight.
Lmfao 4:01... That's EXACTLY what I think. Blood is worse than shit? Seriously?