S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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No, but ur mom should have
are you old enough to have sex?
Thank you GWB for the millions and millions of dollars of taxpayers money wasted on abstinence only education. You can see here the good it's done us.
No, you should take cyanide.
Can't fertilize a turd....
It's probably Bristol Palin...jus' sayin'
How about take "Plan C" -sex ed classes?
This bitch is so stupid she needs all the birthcontrol there is so she doesn't reproduce!
really? are you that stupid?
He's willing to stick it in your pooper, but not willing to screw you while you're on the rag? Wow.
What I don't understand is why all these Plan B takers aren't on regular birth control. For crying out loud, it would save you a lot of trouble - and probably money - in the long run.
FAKE! This was submitted by one of the anal-obsessed schoolboys.
1. You can't get pregnant through your ass. 2. How can you get pregnant if he never even came? 3. You need a lifetime supply of Plan B because stupid fuckin people like you should NEVER reproduce!
I hate people that blame the government for problems. Cause GWB was this girls dad.... Dumbasses
you're an idiot. don't ever re-produce.
Uh... just throwing this out there, but why not use a condom when he's doing you in the ass just because you're on the rag? A condom would still work you know... moron.
No honey u don't need plan b u just need a cock in ur throat so u shut up...I'm almost hoping this us sum 14 year old boy making it up
Sterilization for this girl, right???
cant get pregnant from anal its the best contraceptive
wow just wow...the fact that we've all spent time argueing this subject explains how we are all idiots just like home chick that let her boyfriend stick it in her ass
until you dont have to ask stupid shit.. than dont even have sex... AND NO.. we dont need anymore babies in this world with stupid ass parents.
this is so dumb it can't be real.
Please let it be a joke. Surely nobody is THIS dumb...
you need to get tested for std first. after that you need to get an iq test to see if you are truly as stupid as this text makes you seem!
Drunk - high- wasted / if not i suggest disabling texting on your phone
I agree 3:36! Students need to learn what sex IS and how to prevent the consequences. Who is thumbing you down? I'm a senior and took sex ed in 9th and the teacher kept begging us to ask about contraceptives because she wasn't allowed to discuss condoms and whatnot unless a kid asked HER.
yes its all GWB's fault....their parents don't have to take any responsibility for the fact that their kids are uninformed
i bet she's afraid to swallow too...
@4:07 -- too much info. Guys don't give a fuck about how your period works. We just want to stick it in one of three open holes. If one is closed, then either of the other two is OK with us
This kid or the next kid wont be worth shit. Thats for sure.
Makes me ashamed to live in Houston
1:35 (2) I don't trust you on this subject at all and if it is your job to know these things you should be fired. That's the most retarded logic I've ever heard. How the fuck can a sperm swim out the ass and up a vagina unless this bitch shat herself while she was doing a handstand.
Yeah, you can't get prego from anal sex, but you should be using condoms b/c of obvious STD risks, and the guy could get a urinary tract infection from fecal material
But yeah....you or the guy (whose ever idea the anal was) would rather deal with poo than a little bit of blood? Really?
Plan B? The hell with that -- she needs to get her tubes tied because she's too stupid to breed.
Who the fuck sausage can get pregnent!!! It's in the ass how dumb are you
If you don't know the answer to your question, then you shouldn't be having sex.
I thought putting it in her ass WAS PLAN B!
No that's plan A-nal
I have unprotected sex with my gf when she's ovulating. and I pull out. year strong without any preggers.
lol plan b won't keep you from getting std in the butt!
Absolutly you don't want to have a baby with shit for brains do ya!! Kinda like you dip shit!!
Stupid iPhone, I meant fucked
Yes you should, because you CAN get pregnant through anal - it produces dumbass, fucked up kids like you and we don't need more of them in the world.
Woooooow. Go back to middle school!!
Lol...I hope Darwin kicks in and removes this tard from society
@5:03 GG, no one cares? Is that why people obviously agree with her and disagree with you? Douche, I care about whether or not I can fuck my girlfriend, answer: Any day she lets me regardless of the time of the month!
Btw, when a woman gets turned on... her female juices stop the flow of blood. At least mine do, when I'm in the swing of things, the bleeding stops and doesn't return till about 20 or so minutes after the deed.
You can't get pregnant IN your ass but sperm can travel from near/in the anus to the vagina... You CAN get pregnant from pre-cum and you CAN get pregnant on your period. All in all the chances of that happening are VERY VERY slim but it still VERY distant possibility. Not really high enough to need the plan B but it's not going to hurt to take it.
Here's a little story for you kiddies. My fiancée and I had unprotected sex while I had my period. I now have a son. There is no such thing as safe sex unless you're using birth control. You will get pregnant sooner or later if you use the pull out method.
It was ANAL sex....
Pre-cum can most certainly get you pregnant. Just ask your mom, I thought that bitch was on the pill so I didn't wrap it but blew it on her face. Now we have your dumbass running around with your misinformation
Next time he can just do her in the ear - there's obviously nuthin between them!
Someone from houston would say this...
Go to the free clinic and have the doctor explain the facts of life to you. If that doesn't help, then you need a chastity belt!
Girls who are this dumb shouldn't fuck.
Please don't ever have children
heres what you do.... take a gun... put it in your mouth, pull the trigger....
It scares me that people this dumb even exist.
Sure, it's possible, but it's very unlikely. And being on her period makes it even more unlikely. Also, he didn't finish.. So there only would have been a small amount of pre-cum which makes it even more unlikely. Basically, it's like a one-in-a-million shot..
P.S. This girl is an idiot and should probably be sterilized. Just sayin'..
How the fuck can a sperm swim out the ass and up a vagina unless this bitch shat herself while she was doing a handstand.
@7:49--you can still get pregnant on the pill dumbass. the only "safe sex" there is, is NONE!
Wow. Freaked the hell out. Calm down Hannah Montana.
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Dear god.... What was Plan A?
you have about a 0% chance of being preggers,
(plan b is for when a condom breaks in your vagina)
what you SHOULD be worried about is contracting an std like aids, syph or the clap, all of which can be present for years without any symptoms. Plus if you or your bf are stupid enough to go ass to mouth you can get a whole slew of stomach viruses and various infections from shit's bacteria. (icky)
use a condom.
i can't say butt baby?
I hope plan b is a fat fuckin load on your face bc if it isn't then you either had labotomy prior to this encounter, or you're just fucking retarded. My guess is both. I'm surprised you know how to text.
12:23 You need to get laid, by someone who's NOT raping you.
on my rag?? people have used that term past 1950?
wow... the idiocy of this text amazes me! How stupid can you seriously be??
plan b doesn't prevent stupidity, just pregnancy.
3:17 speak more clearly that doesn't even make sense
you fucking moron...
Well it's anal so... I don't think plan b prevents HIV and u can't get pregnant thru ur butthole dumbass
My school's sex ed definitely wasen't abstinance-only...but maybe that's cause I live in a pretty liberal area...they still emphasized abstinance, so it was like... DON'T HAVE SEX BUT HERE HAVE A FREE CONDOM :D
pre-cum only has sperm in it, if the guy has ejaculated once already and hasn't urinated since, otherwise it doesn't contain any sperm. The person that posted that it did a moron and so is the girl who sent this text.
Maybe you should just keep your legs together and grow up.
1:35 - yeah i totally trust all the anonymous posters on here cuz they tell me to. i'm a rocket scientist, but i just love funny texts from last night. true story..
sounds like a typical dumb sorority bitch
People as dumb as you shouldn't be able to reproduce!
IDIOT.. unless the inside of your asshole ripped and he came. then you'd have bigger problems than you do now.
9:37 - disgusting fucks? wow. it's not for me either but if a girl wants to fuck on her period and the guy doesn't mind, well good for them! don't be a prude
If only the Christians weren't corrupting sex education in America's high schools.
Ya u can semen and go down into the vagina. Trust me I would know
please tell me this is a joke...
If you had anal you shouldnt need to worry about getting pregnant...
you're a fucking idiot
farting cum bubbles are way better than bloody sheets
What's funny... She could get pregnant from this. It's a very long shot but it is a possibility. There is something called pre-cum (and that can get you pregnant) and then the act of getting it into the anus can involve some slipping around, which in turn spreads the pre-cum around (potentially into the vagina)... and you can get pregnant on your period. (Especially if you are a younger a woman whose periods are still not regular) Trust me on this one guys it’s part of my job to know these things.
You're obviously a stupid wh*re who deserves to be ducked in the ass
texas. of course!
Please get sterilized. The world doesn't need anymore dumb shits like you.
Are u fucking serious u really are this dumb??? What the fuck and were suppose to be the fucking future!! Did u ever take sex ed or talk to ur friends did u even pass highschool?? What the fuck people like u make me ashamed that I'm a young female. I was a sheltered child but still knew the answerto this simple situation when I was like 8. Grow up and fuckin pay attention in life!
How is babby formed? How does girl get pragnant?
7:49- did you and your fiancee have BUTT-SEX?! read the text, retard.
@6:59- Do you ever get laid?
6:06-you beat me to it.
Ok if you have to ask this question, you should not be having sex.
You don't need to take plan B if you just took plan Anal.
BIG TONE REQUIRES YOUR ANAL SERVICES!
-big tone enforcer
sounds like a good time...
5:29 I do live in a liberal area. How does your school get away with giving out free condoms? Not that "free" makes a difference when you only have to pay $8 a box or something...
yeah you have to take plan b, but you have to shove it up your ass then go lay on the interstate
Anal! Great for when she's on the rag
You're fucking retarded OP
Get married you heathen!
So first of all it wasn't vaginal, and there for the sperm had NO possible way to get to your eggs, and second of all he didn't finish, meaning there was no sperm at all ? Yes, you're in definite need of plan B . Idiot .
Yup, and did you know you can get pregnant from swallowing too?
Is the OP serious? That had to be a joke.
hahah skelebat's comment..
I'm all about Putin it in a chicks butt cuz you cant get a girl prego by Putin in her poop chute!
Your mother should have taken plan b and spared the world of your stupidity.
And this girl should be neutered for stupidity.
She is so dumb she deserves to take it up the ass
Quit being assholes...she took it in the ass for her man cuz she was on the rag...she's a trooper
Smh at you disgusting fucks advocating fucking a chick while she's on the rag. Get a little knob and call it a night. I'm not sticking my dick in a bloody pussy...period (pun intended). I'm not that desperate for a nut.
This is an awesome text.
Yea! Better safe than sorry! Hahahahaha
This kind of ignorance amazes me, the fact that anal sex even needs plan B shouldn't be a question! I never had any chick ever have my butt child
You can't get fucking pregnant in your ass, plus he didn't cum. Go ahead and spend $50 on plan B tho:)
Oh god I do so hope this is just a joke... Stupid joke even...
Please don't ever reproduce OP..we don't need more people that are this fucking stupid in the world
uhh actually there is a chance she could get pregnant....but she's an idiot because 1. its very unlikely 2. go on the fucking pill
How about Plan C - never open your mouth again you idiot.
What asshole thinks u can get pregnant in ur ass ! I don't care if he backed up a dump truck full of cum and dumped it in ur ass u will never have an ass child!! ( free big tone !)
enough about the slim slim odds of getting pregnant... who are these people dissing anal because they don't mind a little blood? period or no period, there is nothing shitty about good anal sex!!
yeah you have to take plan b, but you have to shove it up your ass then go lay on the interstate
sorry, that's from 5:55 but it made me laugh and i felt like saying it again.
Really! How stupid are you?
okay, for all you ignorant fuckers....here goes nothing, perhaps you'll learn something. sure while its true that there's such a thing about pre-cum, its not going to get you pregnant! 1) she's on her period so obviously she had a tampon in. 2) out of a guys full load which contains about 300 million of his sperm, 300-500 only survive to make it to the egg if there happens to be one because hello, she's on her period! SO WTF KIND OF CHANCE DOES PRE-CUM GET?! get your fuckin facts straight.
Lmfao 4:01... That's EXACTLY what I think. Blood is worse than shit? Seriously?