I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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