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  • Joke on you! They were virgin drinks (:

    Submitted by Michguy on May 6, 10 at 9:01pm
  • Its actually from a girl who ended up giving head to ugly guys after too many drinks, not the first time that's happened :)

    Submitted by Phys on May 6, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Sounds like you were blowing the wrong end then

    Submitted by shadowofchaos on May 7, 10 at 6:58am
  • Who is zero?

    Submitted by alickalotapus on May 6, 10 at 8:43pm
  • Breathalizer

    Submitted by burnquist764 on May 6, 10 at 8:56pm
  • If it is a pbt then I can see it because if they aren't calibrated properly or if you don't blow hard enough you get an inaccurate reading.

    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 7, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Is it possible you drank them ridiculously fast and blew before it showed up? I think it takes a almost a half hour for your body to absorb alcohol.

    Submitted by happyvalleygirl on May 7, 10 at 12:07pm
  • You poured it out when nobody was lookin dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 11:57pm
    • Yeah.. then she lied about it online to a network of people who won't ever meet her.\nTHAT MAKES SENSE!!! not.

      Submitted by dncingwithmyself on May 7, 10 at 1:53pm
  • Same shit!!!

    Submitted by MrsParker on May 6, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Depending on the time the breathalizer was given, and how long ago she drank the drinks. She could blow a zero. I was at a party last night, I don't drink but my friends do, and they still all blew .00, because they had to wait an hour and a half and by then your body has already absorbed some alcohol. I took Alcohol Awareness, I b a pr000

    Submitted by madr0 on May 9, 10 at 12:11pm
  • It was prolly just mikes hard lemonade and smirnoff

    Submitted by lightsout on May 6, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Could he be talking about throwing up? Cause that's pretty much impossible to blow a zero into a breathilizer, unless all his friends game him virgin drinks and he was faking it. That's funn to do to people :)

    Submitted by brandohhhh on May 6, 10 at 10:19pm
  • guessing the breathilizer was broken?

    Submitted by ThatGirl88 on May 7, 10 at 10:01am
  • for the slower ppl who dont understand, when u blow into a breathalizer for alcohol content

    Submitted by vinogirl on May 6, 10 at 9:47pm
  • Did you mean Zoro's? Zoro's penis

    Submitted by recyclops on May 6, 10 at 9:25pm
  • UH, there was no alcohol in those drinks, genius.

    Submitted by fluffybunny69 on Apr 26, 11 at 10:08pm
  • bullshit i had 6 beers blew .15 and went to jail

    Submitted by capttroz on May 7, 10 at 1:04am
  • Actually the handheld devices have been known to give faulty readings. It's rare and we don't advertise it but u can get a zero when drinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 5:49pm
  • Is that all you had?

    Submitted by alina_peace on May 6, 10 at 11:58pm
  • How does that!?

    Submitted by cool on May 6, 10 at 8:47pm
  • you mean you had four margaritas and 2 mixed drinks and blew's a cinco de mayo miracle?

    Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 6, 10 at 8:29pm
  • As in point one zero

    Submitted by bigg_boss on Aug 15, 10 at 1:00am