I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Joke on you! They were virgin drinks (:
Its actually from a girl who ended up giving head to ugly guys after too many drinks, not the first time that's happened :)
Sounds like you were blowing the wrong end then
Who is zero?
If it is a pbt then I can see it because if they aren't calibrated properly or if you don't blow hard enough you get an inaccurate reading.
Is it possible you drank them ridiculously fast and blew before it showed up? I think it takes a almost a half hour for your body to absorb alcohol.
You poured it out when nobody was lookin dumb bitch
Yeah.. then she lied about it online to a network of people who won't ever meet her.\nTHAT MAKES SENSE!!! not.
Depending on the time the breathalizer was given, and how long ago she drank the drinks. She could blow a zero. I was at a party last night, I don't drink but my friends do, and they still all blew .00, because they had to wait an hour and a half and by then your body has already absorbed some alcohol. I took Alcohol Awareness, I b a pr000
It was prolly just mikes hard lemonade and smirnoff
guessing the breathilizer was broken?
Could he be talking about throwing up? Cause that's pretty much impossible to blow a zero into a breathilizer, unless all his friends game him virgin drinks and he was faking it. That's funn to do to people :)
for the slower ppl who dont understand, when u blow into a breathalizer for alcohol content
Did you mean Zoro's? Zoro's penis
bullshit i had 6 beers blew .15 and went to jail
UH, there was no alcohol in those drinks, genius.
Actually the handheld devices have been known to give faulty readings. It's rare and we don't advertise it but u can get a zero when drinking
How does that!?
Is that all you had?
you mean you had four margaritas and 2 mixed drinks and blew zeros...it's a cinco de mayo miracle?
thank you! god how frustrating is crap like this?
As in point one zero