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  • Submitted by Michguy on May 6, 10 at 9:01pm

    Joke on you! They were virgin drinks (:

  • Submitted by Phys on May 6, 10 at 9:36pm

    Its actually from a girl who ended up giving head to ugly guys after too many drinks, not the first time that's happened :)

  • Submitted by alickalotapus on May 6, 10 at 8:43pm

    Who is zero?

  • Submitted by shadowofchaos on May 7, 10 at 6:58am

    Sounds like you were blowing the wrong end then

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 7, 10 at 6:29pm

    If it is a pbt then I can see it because if they aren't calibrated properly or if you don't blow hard enough you get an inaccurate reading.

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    Submitted by burnquist764 on May 6, 10 at 8:56pm


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    Submitted by happyvalleygirl on May 7, 10 at 12:07pm

    Is it possible you drank them ridiculously fast and blew before it showed up? I think it takes a almost a half hour for your body to absorb alcohol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 11:57pm

    You poured it out when nobody was lookin dumb bitch

    • Submitted by dncingwithmyself on May 7, 10 at 1:53pm

      Yeah.. then she lied about it online to a network of people who won't ever meet her.\nTHAT MAKES SENSE!!! not.

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    Submitted by ThatGirl88 on May 7, 10 at 10:01am

    guessing the breathilizer was broken?

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    Submitted by madr0 on May 9, 10 at 12:11pm

    Depending on the time the breathalizer was given, and how long ago she drank the drinks. She could blow a zero. I was at a party last night, I don't drink but my friends do, and they still all blew .00, because they had to wait an hour and a half and by then your body has already absorbed some alcohol. I took Alcohol Awareness, I b a pr000

  • Submitted by lightsout on May 6, 10 at 10:51pm

    It was prolly just mikes hard lemonade and smirnoff

  • Submitted by MrsParker on May 6, 10 at 8:42pm

    Same shit!!!

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    Submitted by brandohhhh on May 6, 10 at 10:19pm

    Could he be talking about throwing up? Cause that's pretty much impossible to blow a zero into a breathilizer, unless all his friends game him virgin drinks and he was faking it. That's funn to do to people :)

  • Submitted by vinogirl on May 6, 10 at 9:47pm

    for the slower ppl who dont understand, when u blow into a breathalizer for alcohol content

  • Submitted by capttroz on May 7, 10 at 1:04am

    bullshit i had 6 beers blew .15 and went to jail

  • Submitted by recyclops on May 6, 10 at 9:25pm

    Did you mean Zoro's? Zoro's penis

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 5:49pm

    Actually the handheld devices have been known to give faulty readings. It's rare and we don't advertise it but u can get a zero when drinking

  • Submitted by cool on May 6, 10 at 8:47pm

    How does that!?

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    Submitted by fluffybunny69 on Apr 26, 11 at 10:08pm

    UH, there was no alcohol in those drinks, genius.

  • Submitted by alina_peace on May 6, 10 at 11:58pm

    Is that all you had?

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    Submitted by bigg_boss on Aug 15, 10 at 1:00am

    As in point one zero

  • Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 6, 10 at 8:29pm

    you mean you had four margaritas and 2 mixed drinks and blew's a cinco de mayo miracle?

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      Submitted by onetwothree on May 7, 10 at 8:45am

      thank you! god how frustrating is crap like this?