I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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