Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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