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  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 8:29pm

    Sometimes the women folk steal them... You'll get it back when you can be let off the leash

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 12:29pm

    sound like something someone from boston would say! 617!

  • 54 54
    Submitted by alexkoziol23 on Aug 4, 10 at 4:50am

    It's because you don't have one.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:38am

    Perhaps this is a lady who doesn't know where her manfriend is

  • 56 59
    Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 7, 10 at 10:53pm

    thats cause you dont have one. you got somethin called a VAGINA

  • 53 56
    Submitted by wassupp on Aug 13, 10 at 5:52pm

    Good so now you can't reproduce

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:49pm

    It's always in the last place you look.

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:07pm

    its that little thing hanging between your legs. I kid you not.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:38pm

    Looks like its time for a diet.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:33pm

    Jordie did you steal this one off my cell?

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:26am

    i have a feeling it is in the general crotch area, i would hope

  • 47 55
    Submitted by resevl260 on Oct 25, 10 at 5:52pm

    I love how everyone either thinks he's fat, or has a small dick. What if this was a chick lookin for her bf? Or a dude fucking a chick, and can't seem to find it? Idk, lmfao

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:37pm

    I didn't know it came OFF!

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:02pm

    stop popping pills then :-p

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 16, 11 at 11:05pm

    I heard this song on the radio once. He had to buy it back off a homeless man.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:25pm

    I'll find it for you (:

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:20am

    find your penis, five dollars five dollars, find your penis

  • 50 73
    Submitted by dickyF on May 22, 10 at 1:46am

    It's the same old story of the detachable penis

    • 44 60
      Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 11:01pm

      Maybe it was those chicks that get it made for them, when they become a dude.. guess the doc did a shitty surgery on attaching it.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:58am

    So ya gotta kid weiner hah?

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:54am

    check the medicine cabinet

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:44pm

    extreme shrinkage. what a pity.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Jul 28, 10 at 8:24am

    He has a One Inch Wonder!

  • 29 38
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 12, 12 at 4:36pm

    The attack of Lorain Bobbit

  • 28 38
    Submitted by NikiDubz on Oct 8, 11 at 6:14pm

    It's hiding under your FUPA again

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:07pm

    In soviet russia, penis can't find you!

  • 31 49
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:56pm

    What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorraine Bobbit? \n You gunna eat that?!\n\nIf you don't know who they are look it up. It's funny I promise

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:34pm

    I have it. For $50 I'll mail it to you.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by mort on Jun 30, 10 at 1:40am

    Oh my god look at them all their so fat I bet they can't even find their penis...\n Find your penis one dollar find your penis! One dollar one dollar here find tour penis!

  • 22 39
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jun 4, 12 at 8:15am

    That's what she said...

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00pm

    Marana Bobbit ate it!!!!