I cannot find my penis.
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sound like something someone from boston would say! 617!
Perhaps this is a lady who doesn't know where her manfriend is
Jordie did you steal this one off my cell?
its that little thing hanging between your legs. I kid you not.
Sometimes the women folk steal them...
You'll get it back when you can be let off the leash
It's always in the last place you look.
Looks like its time for a diet.
It's because you don't have one.
stop popping pills then :-p
i have a feeling it is in the general crotch area, i would hope
find your penis, five dollars
five dollars, find your penis
extreme shrinkage. what a pity.
The attack of Lorain Bobbit
So ya gotta kid weiner hah?
thats cause you dont have one. you got somethin called a VAGINA
Good so now you can't reproduce
It's the same old story of the detachable penis
Maybe it was those chicks that get it made for them, when they become a dude.. guess the doc did a shitty surgery on attaching it.
I didn't know it came OFF!
check the medicine cabinet
I heard this song on the radio once. He had to buy it back off a homeless man.
I love how everyone either thinks he's fat, or has a small dick. What if this was a chick lookin for her bf? Or a dude fucking a chick, and can't seem to find it? Idk, lmfao
I'll find it for you (:
In soviet russia, penis can't find you!
It's hiding under your FUPA again
Marana Bobbit ate it!!!!
I have it. For $50 I'll mail it to you.
That's what she said...
He has a One Inch Wonder!
Oh my god look at them all their so fat I bet they can't even find their penis...\n Find your penis one dollar find your penis! One dollar one dollar here find tour penis!
What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorraine Bobbit? \n You gunna eat that?!\n\nIf you don't know who they are look it up. It's funny I promise