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  • 98 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:17am

    I hope your penis is bigger, 7:05am.

  • 91 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:39am

    HAHA, ITS NON-STICK... GET IT? OBVIOUSLY YOUR ROOMMATE THINKS YOUR LEGS ARE STICKY....

  • 93 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:26am

    Your roommate is probably a cannibal and is planning to cook you. No big deal.

  • 86 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:07am

    may want to stop sleeping next to the stove.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:29pm

    Anger issue fail for 5:19. Have a nice day.

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:10am

    is cooking spray some urban dictionary synonym for jizz?

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:15pm

    Beat his head in with the can. That's not cool, man.

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:50am

    Why would someone do that?

  • 87 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:44am

    Your roommate is lubing you up and fucking you while you sleep

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:05am

    first bitches. suck it. -Rouck

  • 81 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:13pm

    Move out.. They want to eat you alive...

  • 87 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:29pm

    This is disturbing. Why are they putting cooking spray on you???

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:58pm

    4th time??!!! WTF?

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:54pm

    Hahahahahahahha weirdo

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:26pm

    Are you that big that they had to lube your thighs to get to the good stuff

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:12am

    I be cooking in your ass. Here's some spray to let my cock slide on in

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:09pm

    hahaha I actually laughed out loud...thats so fuckin disturbing man... switch roommates

  • 75 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:11am

    Well that's disturbing

  • 70 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:57pm

    Hahaha. Funny though. Haha.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:54am

    maybe they think you're tasty?

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:40pm

    Umm... WTF do you live with Hannibal lector or some shit