i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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Why would someone do that?
may want to stop sleeping next to the stove.
HAHA, ITS NON-STICK... GET IT? OBVIOUSLY YOUR ROOMMATE THINKS YOUR LEGS ARE STICKY....
I hope your penis is bigger, 7:05am.
Well that's disturbing
Your roommate is probably a cannibal and is planning to cook you. No big deal.
first bitches. suck it.
Beat his head in with the can. That's not cool, man.
Anger issue fail for 5:19. Have a nice day.
4th time??!!! WTF?
is cooking spray some urban dictionary synonym for jizz?
Move out.. They want to eat you alive...
Your roommate is lubing you up and fucking you while you sleep
I be cooking in your ass. Here's some spray to let my cock slide on in
This is disturbing. Why are they putting cooking spray on you???
maybe they think you're tasty?
Umm... WTF do you live with Hannibal lector or some shit
Are you that big that they had to lube your thighs to get to the good stuff
Hahaha. Funny though. Haha.
hahaha I actually laughed out loud...thats so fuckin disturbing man... switch roommates