i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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Why would someone do that?
HAHA, ITS NON-STICK... GET IT? OBVIOUSLY YOUR ROOMMATE THINKS YOUR LEGS ARE STICKY....
I hope your penis is bigger, 7:05am.
Beat his head in with the can. That's not cool, man.
may want to stop sleeping next to the stove.
is cooking spray some urban dictionary synonym for jizz?
Your roommate is probably a cannibal and is planning to cook you. No big deal.
4th time??!!! WTF?
first bitches. suck it.
Anger issue fail for 5:19. Have a nice day.
Move out.. They want to eat you alive...
Your roommate is lubing you up and fucking you while you sleep
I be cooking in your ass. Here's some spray to let my cock slide on in
maybe they think you're tasty?
This is disturbing. Why are they putting cooking spray on you???
Are you that big that they had to lube your thighs to get to the good stuff
Well that's disturbing
hahaha I actually laughed out loud...thats so fuckin disturbing man... switch roommates
Umm... WTF do you live with Hannibal lector or some shit
Hahaha. Funny though. Haha.