My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
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breakfast of champions! bahaha
10 :46 get over your spell check ability, its quite annoying
1046 - you're my hero.
Love it. TOTES HOW MY LIFE NEEDS TO BE.
whats with the "my breakfast consisted of (insert random breakfast food) and (insert illegal substance), my life is in order." texts
Fuck you up the ass with a chainsaw
This sounds like an FML.
3rd adderall breakfast post today. way to suck.
I bet you are the skinniest person alive
i'm 1135! i love teddy bears and rainbows <3 <3 <3
hostile enough? cuz i put a lot of thought into it :)
1135 you're not hostile enough. go ahead & take another. amp it up a bit.
That, my friends, is the REAL breakfast of champions.
3:53, you need to chill out - either lower your dosage or smoke weed.
1:19, adderall is legal.........duh
This is my life story
You keep adderall in your fridge? Stay in school. Study hard. You dumb fucking twat.
FAKE TEXT IS FAKE!
I hate this site.
The pressure of living in south florida..
didn't adderrrall go outta style years ago??
"totes" is a retarded word.
And all you first and lasters. Grow the fuck up
amphetamines for life!!!
I can't remember if she said "ping pong balls" or "king kong's balls". Fuck.
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
get your life together.
I think the original poster might be my twin, that's my breakfast everyday :)
Line of coke + marlboro red= breakfast perfection
you'd think since adderall is supposed to increase cognitive awareness, you'd spell it correctly.
you're hilarious 11:18
great way to start off the day
Adderall + Juice Plus + Water = my every-morning defibrillator. Chase with cigarette and Diet Coke to take the edge off.
Pathetic. FYL. Oh wait, wrong website, must be an fml reject!
This is more sad than funny.
calm down 1:08, for real
1:13 hahahahhaha goood one!
i'd go with kong balls. any day.
sounds like a gainesville girl to me
Why is the adderall in the fridge?
might i suggest weed brownies as an alternative to slimfast
Ahhhh so jealous, sounds delicioussss
and amen to whoever said adderall is eternal, it seriously is. always and foreverrrr..... each moment with youuuu...
My breakfast was what I call the Britney Spears Special -- Marlboro Reds and sugar-free Red Bull.
david? is that you bro?
best breakfast ever!
why adderall? Are you in sixth grade? Buy some fucking coke!
Haha, that's what I had for breakfast too. But it's not really about insecurity...it's about having ADHD...and slimfast is a quick breakfast with a lot more protein and vitamins then I would usually be getting. But still, I find this funny :).
10:48, you have to be fucking stupid to think adderall is out of style. or was ever in style. adderall is the shit always and forever. but that doesn't make it a "STYLE."
we keep it classy in the 954 lol
What the fuck is an insecurity buffet? That's so stupid. Not funny.