My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
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breakfast of champions! bahaha
10 :46 get over your spell check ability, its quite annoying
1046 - you're my hero.
Love it. TOTES HOW MY LIFE NEEDS TO BE.
3rd adderall breakfast post today. way to suck.
I bet you are the skinniest person alive
This sounds like an FML.
whats with the "my breakfast consisted of (insert random breakfast food) and (insert illegal substance), my life is in order." texts
1135 you're not hostile enough. go ahead & take another. amp it up a bit.
i'm 1135! i love teddy bears and rainbows <3 <3 <3
hostile enough? cuz i put a lot of thought into it :)
1:19, adderall is legal.........duh
didn't adderrrall go outta style years ago??
3:53, you need to chill out - either lower your dosage or smoke weed.
This is my life story
You keep adderall in your fridge? Stay in school. Study hard. You dumb fucking twat.
FAKE TEXT IS FAKE!
I hate this site.
I think the original poster might be my twin, that's my breakfast everyday :)
"totes" is a retarded word.
And all you first and lasters. Grow the fuck up
get your life together.
I can't remember if she said "ping pong balls" or "king kong's balls". Fuck.
Fuck you up the ass with a chainsaw
amphetamines for life!!!
That, my friends, is the REAL breakfast of champions.
Adderall + Juice Plus + Water = my every-morning defibrillator. Chase with cigarette and Diet Coke to take the edge off.
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Line of coke + marlboro red= breakfast perfection
1:13 hahahahhaha goood one!
you'd think since adderall is supposed to increase cognitive awareness, you'd spell it correctly.
great way to start off the day
The pressure of living in south florida..
This is more sad than funny.
you're hilarious 11:18
i'd go with kong balls. any day.
Pathetic. FYL. Oh wait, wrong website, must be an fml reject!
sounds like a gainesville girl to me
calm down 1:08, for real
Ahhhh so jealous, sounds delicioussss
and amen to whoever said adderall is eternal, it seriously is. always and foreverrrr..... each moment with youuuu...
Why is the adderall in the fridge?
My breakfast was what I call the Britney Spears Special -- Marlboro Reds and sugar-free Red Bull.
might i suggest weed brownies as an alternative to slimfast
david? is that you bro?
best breakfast ever!
why adderall? Are you in sixth grade? Buy some fucking coke!
Haha, that's what I had for breakfast too. But it's not really about insecurity...it's about having ADHD...and slimfast is a quick breakfast with a lot more protein and vitamins then I would usually be getting. But still, I find this funny :).
What the fuck is an insecurity buffet? That's so stupid. Not funny.
10:48, you have to be fucking stupid to think adderall is out of style. or was ever in style. adderall is the shit always and forever. but that doesn't make it a "STYLE."
we keep it classy in the 954 lol