My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
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breakfast of champions! bahaha
10 :46 get over your spell check ability, its quite annoying
1046 - you're my hero.
Love it. TOTES HOW MY LIFE NEEDS TO BE.
3rd adderall breakfast post today. way to suck.
i'm 1135! i love teddy bears and rainbows <3 <3 <3
hostile enough? cuz i put a lot of thought into it :)
This sounds like an FML.
whats with the "my breakfast consisted of (insert random breakfast food) and (insert illegal substance), my life is in order." texts
I bet you are the skinniest person alive
1135 you're not hostile enough. go ahead & take another. amp it up a bit.
This is my life story
didn't adderrrall go outta style years ago??
1:19, adderall is legal.........duh
You keep adderall in your fridge? Stay in school. Study hard. You dumb fucking twat.
FAKE TEXT IS FAKE!
I hate this site.
3:53, you need to chill out - either lower your dosage or smoke weed.
I think the original poster might be my twin, that's my breakfast everyday :)
amphetamines for life!!!
Adderall + Juice Plus + Water = my every-morning defibrillator. Chase with cigarette and Diet Coke to take the edge off.
"totes" is a retarded word.
And all you first and lasters. Grow the fuck up
get your life together.
Fuck you up the ass with a chainsaw
Line of coke + marlboro red= breakfast perfection
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
1:13 hahahahhaha goood one!
I can't remember if she said "ping pong balls" or "king kong's balls". Fuck.
This is more sad than funny.
That, my friends, is the REAL breakfast of champions.
great way to start off the day
you're hilarious 11:18
i'd go with kong balls. any day.
The pressure of living in south florida..
Pathetic. FYL. Oh wait, wrong website, must be an fml reject!
you'd think since adderall is supposed to increase cognitive awareness, you'd spell it correctly.
sounds like a gainesville girl to me
calm down 1:08, for real
Ahhhh so jealous, sounds delicioussss
and amen to whoever said adderall is eternal, it seriously is. always and foreverrrr..... each moment with youuuu...
My breakfast was what I call the Britney Spears Special -- Marlboro Reds and sugar-free Red Bull.
Why is the adderall in the fridge?
best breakfast ever!
might i suggest weed brownies as an alternative to slimfast
Haha, that's what I had for breakfast too. But it's not really about insecurity...it's about having ADHD...and slimfast is a quick breakfast with a lot more protein and vitamins then I would usually be getting. But still, I find this funny :).
why adderall? Are you in sixth grade? Buy some fucking coke!
david? is that you bro?
What the fuck is an insecurity buffet? That's so stupid. Not funny.
we keep it classy in the 954 lol
10:48, you have to be fucking stupid to think adderall is out of style. or was ever in style. adderall is the shit always and forever. but that doesn't make it a "STYLE."